Cruise ships weren’t all cocktails and karaoke. Between safety drills, unexpected rescues, and finding my footing back on land, this episode shares the memories and moments that left me with whiplash.

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The crew bar was the place to be the “6 o’clock knock” was the ultimate fear, and having a little too much fun was just part of the job description. In this episode, I share the wild nights, the inside jokes, and the friendships that made cruise ship life not just comedy, but the kind of laughter and connection that stays with you long after the ship sails away.

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Step onboard the Miracle for my second cruise ship contract, where bigger ships meant bigger personalities, unforgettable friendships, and plenty of fuzzy memories. From strict hierarchies to late-night meals and wild adventures, this was the turning point that proved even in tough environments, the right people make all the difference.

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From looking back on old memories to starting new chapters, this episode touches on tattoos, support groups, and the long journey of weight loss with semaglutide. It is about the changes that shape us, the challenges along the way, and finding what it means to feel like myself again.

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Six months at sea changed everything. Tiny cabins, unforgettable nights, and friendships that lasted decades. Join me as I take you back to my very first cruise ship contract on the Carnival Paradise and the moments that set the bar way too high.

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What do you get when you mix a Craigslist house near the beach, one sketchy telemarketing job, and a summer full of strangers-turned-friends? Apparently, me… living my best post-grad life in California.

In this episode, I’m taking you back to the summer I packed up everything (aka nothing) and moved across the country to chase sunshine, tacos, and possibly an identity crisis. I had no job, no plan, and no clue what I was doing—but I had new friends, one patch of communal grass, and enough chaotic memories to last a lifetime.

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Pulled up to Catholic school field day dressed like a deranged movie villain, got grilled by a kindergartener about why I’m single, and almost threw hands with some tiny Bible gang members.
10/10 wouldn’t recommend, but also... see you next year.

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⚠️ Content Warning:
This episode includes a retelling of a dirt bike accident that involves injury, blood, and a hospital visit.
Nothing too graphic, just enough to make you say “hmm…”

After six months of healing from a dirt bike crash that left me injured and rocking a hospital wristband that basically said “handle with care,” I finally got back on the bike.
This one’s for the thrill seekers, and anyone who’s ever wiped out, literally or metaphorically, and wondered if they had it in them to try again.
There’s adrenaline, introspection, a lot of sweating, and just enough blood to make things interesting.
But spoiler alert: I’m still here. And still weird.

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