A jury just found Meta and YouTube negligent in a landmark social media addiction trial. And the real story isn't the $6M in damages, it's the legal strategy that got around Section 230 by targeting platform design instead of content.

Then: $580 million in oil futures traded in a single minute at 6:49 AM on a dead Monday morning; just 16 minutes before Trump posted about Iran. We walk through the math, why this is different from the tariff suspicions, and why whoever did it backed themselves into a corner they'll never get out of.

Martin brings a murder case from Belfast where a man used a pre-recorded gaming livestream as an alibi; the first known case of its kind.

We get into Elon Musk's $25 billion Terafab announcement, why the xAI-SpaceX merger was really about dumping a burning cash pile into a golden palace, and why a million four-kilometer-long satellites might punch holes in the ozone layer, and why so many of Elon's promises fall short.

OpenAI killed Sora, torched a billion-dollar Disney deal, and is bleeding paying subscribers after the Pentagon contract — we explain why AI doesn't have Instagram's moat and why that's an existential problem.

Plus: AI is coming for game studios whether gamers like it or not, and we debate whether that's the great equalizer or just a flood of slop.