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We spin the troll tracker and break down viral-style reviews that punish businesses for doing normal business things. We talk about expectations, public spaces, and why some complaints say more about the reviewer than the service.
• house rules, listener discretion, and how we read reviews line by line
• a one-star movie theater review over loud popcorn crunching and “sonic atmosphere”
• why a public theater is not a private screening room
• a two-star restaurant review about a sizzling cast iron fajita platter being too loud and “dangerous”
• what “know where you’re going before you go” looks like in real life
• an ice skating rink complaint about freezing temps and slippery ice during hockey season
• defending businesses from trolls while still naming what would be fair feedback

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