Is anyone else sick of all these TikTok chefs? We get it you can cook, we don’t need to see. Bring back the 2000’s attitudes of never seeing anyone eat, cause then at least you won’t be judged for having no culinary talent! But if you do get stranded on a desert island you may end up starving, just another reason to stay out of the sea. Charlie and Josh seem to be full in on their own personal issues this week, anyone know a counsellor?

This world is way gayer than we think it is. Humans are obsessed with two genders, and whether you’re straight or not. But the animal kingdom shows us that this planet is queerer than a drag brunch at the Two Brewers. And if you add astrology to all of this, your relationship will finally start to make sense. Josh and Charlie will dive into homosexuality in nature and the tough life of being a Capricorn in today's society. Can we make a scientist believe in astrology?

When you think the worst has happened to you, trust us, that is just the beginning of something amazing. Remember who you are, order that cheeseburger, tell Alexa to play “Since You’ve Been Gone”, and most importantly, remember how thankful you are that your ex is your ex! If you get cheated on, what better place to recover than in the bustling streets of a city centre? See the sights, get pushed about in the crowds, and pay way too much for a bubble tea. This week, can Charlie and Josh convince you that things that most people think are bad for you - being cheated on and spending time in the centre of a city - are actually good things?