It's hard to believe that we used to call a number and then sit through a recording of every single showtime, but THIS IS WHAT OUR LIVES WERE. Also, every movie was great: Muppets Take Manhattan. Chances Are. Ghost. Need we go on. Plus: Kim tries to rebrand her seventh grade class, Lori worships Atreyu, and Terri falls in love with Peter Pan and is then confused by that. Welcome to Generation Artax.

In this episode:

• Hot coffee just doesn't taste as good as iced
• Muppets take Manhattan is the hands-down best
• Sixth grade wasn't a class; it was a brand
• Kim's seventh grade fallout and attempts at a rebrand, but really still just mourning sixth grade
• We all enjoy some schadenfreude when Kim is down and out
• Kim wants to French Sean. She is determined. But it doesn't happen.
• "Kim T sucks"
• Handwriting analysis of bathroom graffiti
• Jen Euston was always nice to us but her classmates were bitches
• Culture Vultures was super elite Broadway club for budding New Yorkers
• Terri meets her new best friend Liz when her others dump her
• Undone by the periodic table
• Kim and Lori explain the plot of Chances Are to Terri
• Kim thinks she was Lori's mother and our mom's mother in another life
• Terri goes on a date with Greg and Greg's dad to see Ghost
• Welcome to MovieFone
• Unrelated: The celebrity crush that woke you the F up
• Atreyu but make it 20s gangster
• Kim wants Prince Charming
• Terri falls hard for Peter Pan and realizes she's in love with Sandy Duncan

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