Read by Mark Brailsford

This is the last episode of the current series, but despite countless requests, we will return. I know and I'm sorry, but its not all about you.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Piotr Witowski via Pixabay

Sound Effects:

Dense Cricket Soundscape by recordinghopkins -- License: Attribution 4.0

Owl Hooting by howebzar -- License: Creative Commons 0

Tempe Light Rail by freesound community on Pixabay

oldelrollshutteropen by cumesoftware -- License: Attribution 3.0

Star Trek computer sound by audioorange123 -- License: Creative Commons 0

Fountain by OranTalbot -- License: Attribution 4.0

Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0

file0699_4_birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

modem_dial by 0ktober -- License: Creative Commons 0

tannoying remix of 245957__kwahmah-02__tannoy-chime-05.flac by Timbre -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Tannoy chime 05 by kwahmah_02 -- License: Attribution 3.0

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

Contains some strong language

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Read by Sophia Behn

It's an extra special ep this time! By which we mean its slightly longer than the other ones. If anyone has any suggestion for sponsors so we can actually monetise this cr*p, please let us know.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay and Muyo5438 from Freesound

Sound Effects:

Water drips in the cave by tosha73 -- License: Attribution 4.0

Water Dripping (Large Echo) by editor_adp -- License: Creative Commons 0

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

Contains some strong language

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Sophia Behn

We apologise yet again for the lateness of this episode. We want to say it will be different next time, that we can change, but we both know that isn’t true. Deep down you know that’s why you’re drawn to us. We’re the kind of bad boy pod you can dip into now and then but don’t really have to commit to. Some days you blame your father for this, but if you’re honest with yourself, you know its just something deep inside you that refuses to take that next step. Anyway, lots to discuss at your next session with Dr Peters.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Music by Ilya Myagkov on Pixabay

Sound effects:

water movement body dive in by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0

Underwater ambience with bubbles by 170084 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

thin metal sliding door close by kernschall -- License: Attribution 4.0

waves on crosby beach by crosbychris -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0

Contains some strong language

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.