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  • S4 E20 Behind the Badge (aka) Jimmy Gets a Kiss

    S4 E20 Behind the Badge (aka) Jimmy Gets a Kiss
    2026/09/23
    Jimmy Trivette finally gets the spotlight — and a tabloid TV crew that treats a stakeout like a hostage situation. Walker gets the mayor’s nephew and, as usual, crime just walks up to the truck. Eddie Paradise is on the Most Wanted list. The reporter wants “real journalism.” The camera lady is the actual MVP. Cowboy Jack’s makes a cameo. There’s a Trans Am, reused helicopter footage, a dirt bike that eats it, a river that might be a canal, and a boat chase where nobody unties the rope. This is Walker, Texas Ranger leaning into its own joke: one Ranger sits in a van for seven hours, the other one trips over a fugitive on a dirt bike. James, Clint, and Ryan riff the whole thing — sneaky schnitzel assignments, Go Long Jimmy, the world’s worst interview, Alex’s pep talk, and the moment Jimmy actually gets to throw the punch.
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    51 分
  • S4 E19 The Avenger aka The Floor is Lava

    S4 E19 The Avenger aka The Floor is Lava
    2026/09/16
    Walker, Texas Ranger – The Avenger (Season 4, Episode 19) Walker teams with the FBI to bust an arms dealer. The guy in charge dies mid-hostage situation and uses his last breath to name-check a brother. That brother is Caleb Hooks (Michael Parks), a Vietnam-era mercenary trainer who takes the news about as well as you’d expect: he flies a newspaper in by helicopter, steals Walker out of his own living room, and puts him through a homemade trial-by-combat gauntlet. James, Clint, and Ryan go scene-by-scene through the empty gun case “arms deal,” the FBI agent who folds like a lawn chair, Chuck reading a book by the fire like a normal person, the spinning bamboo cage, fights in the dark, on spikes, with katanas, with flaming sticks over an electric floor, and finally an Old West street that comes with its own production-assistant tumbleweed. Is this the most Walker episode Walker has ever Walker’d? We rate it in Texas Ranger stars, name Extra of the Week, and tell you if it’s worth your time even if you’ve never watched the show. Next week: Behind the Badge.
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    48 分
  • S4 E17/18 El Coyote aka Chuck Goes Mexican

    S4 E17/18 El Coyote aka Chuck Goes Mexican
    2026/09/09
    Walker, Texas Ranger – El Coyote (two-parter as one) Chuck Norris dyes his hair and beard black, slaps on a handkerchief, and goes undercover as Gomez from Guadalajara to bust a slave-trading ring. Jesse Rodriguez is back. Jimmy Trivett walks into a hotel room like he owns the place. And Walker lasts about five minutes before he starts trying to blow his own cover. This is the most undercover Walker has ever looked… and the least convincing. Black bangs. No Spanish. Blue eyes explained by “lots of Germans settled there.” Clifton Collins Jr. is young and hungry in the crowd. The recruiter is selling luxury resorts and the governor’s mansion. The box truck has holes in the roof. Border Patrol looks at three abandoned vehicles and decides the paperwork isn’t worth it. We get the full two-parter in one sitting: the Home Depot recruitment pitch, the night crossing, Halifax Construction internment camp, the woman who collects ninja “toys,” a legitimately good fight, Jimmy’s peak swagger scene, and Walker flying out of trees and off roofs because patience is for other people. It’s a grim premise that the show treats like a Tuesday. We talk about what works, what’s ridiculous, what should have been a full season instead of two episodes, and why Mexican Chuck might be the most Walker thing that has ever happened. Next week: The Avenger
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    1 時間 17 分
  • S4 E16 The Juggernaut AKA Women Do Chuck's Job

    S4 E16 The Juggernaut AKA Women Do Chuck's Job
    2026/09/02
    Alex’s battered-women support group heads to the lake for a peaceful getaway. The abusive husband they just put in jail finds out where they are. What could go wrong? This week James, Clint, and Ryan Mueller (in the official Chuck shirt) tear through Walker, Texas Ranger Season 4’s “The Juggernaut.” We get a bar fight that starts because a guy said “howdy,” a trailer-park 911 call that never ends, a judge who is done with this case, Chuck’s karate kids with the greatest 90s haircuts in Texas, Jimmy teaching self-defense in a Michelin Man suit, CD being CD, and a 90s Bronco that becomes a 5,000-pound weapon. Chuck spends most of the episode tracking instead of kicking. The ladies do not. Come for the roundhouse drought. Stay for the campfire trauma stories, the mustard-related beating, the extra-of-the-week debate, and the moment the whole crew realizes this guy is a satellite-dish-level piece of trash. Next week we lock in for the two-parter: Walker goes undercover as a Mexican peasant to bust a slave-trading ring. El Coyote is coming. Hit play. The beard is watching. So are we.
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    54 分
  • S4 E15 The Return of LaRue (aka) Chuck Kisses a Scorpion

    S4 E15 The Return of LaRue (aka) Chuck Kisses a Scorpion
    2026/08/26
    LaRue is back, and he’s somehow even slimier than last time. Fresh off a technicality release that makes zero sense, the long-haired (wait, now Clooney-haired?) psycho shows up at Alex’s fancy dinner with a dead rat, starts stalking her like it’s a full-time job, and turns Walker’s ranch into a pure nightmare of lead pipes, scorpions, and “this is too easy” plot holes. James, Clint, Bob, and Mattila dig into Season 4 Episode 15 — The Return of LaRue — the episode that somehow takes one of the show’s best villains and runs him straight into the dirt. Shawshank song theft, Dirty Harry beatdowns, missing 24-hour protection, a horse that knows knots, and enough bad writing to make you question the justice system and the writers’ room. Classic Walker mayhem with extra side-eye. You know what to do.
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    1 時間 18 分
  • S4 E14 Break In (aka) Chuck Goes to Jail

    S4 E14 Break In (aka) Chuck Goes to Jail
    2026/08/19
    Walker goes undercover in a maximum-security prison as “the Ice Man” (the world’s worst hitman with the most recognizable face in Texas) after a protected witness and a couple of Rangers get smoked. Trivette tags along as a brand-new prison guard, the sets look suspiciously like a parking structure and plywood, there’s a tornado, a chaplain who’s better at documenting crime than saving souls, and Chuck still manages to work in some chair-building and a solid body count. Special guest Bob Hauser joins Clint and the crew for his first Walker episode as they track the body count, hand out Extra of the Week, rate the bad guys on the old TV scale, and decide how many Texas Ranger stars this one earns.
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    1 時間 9 分
  • S4 E13 Flashpoint (aka) Chuck Frees Ireland

    S4 E13 Flashpoint (aka) Chuck Frees Ireland
    2026/08/12
    Walker’s got Irish assassins, peace treaties in Fort Worth, and a body count climbing faster than the accents can get worse. Chuck makes out with a honey pot, Trivett finally gets to be a badass, and somebody’s couch is apparently bulletproof. We’re scene-by-scene-ing Flashpoint — the one with the exploding news van, the rocket-launcher ambush, the priest with a secret, and the absolute chaos of trying to solve the Troubles from Dallas. Awards, extras, and the usual mayhem. This one’s a ride.
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    57 分
  • S4 E12 Rodeo (aka) Alex Sleeps Around

    S4 E12 Rodeo (aka) Alex Sleeps Around
    2026/08/05
    Season 4, Episode 12: “Rodeo.” Walker’s still fighting crime while we’re on the couch unleashing quips… and a whole lot of frustration. A blind hitman with a scoped pistol is systematically wiping out witnesses, and the last one left happens to be Alex’s ex-boyfriend Dalton — a bull rider who lives his life eight seconds at a time and refuses protective custody. Cue the full rodeo circus: barrel racing that looks suspiciously slow, Chuck getting tapped out by the Machado brothers, purposeful camera pans to Chuck’s jeans (twice), a rodeo clown, an “ass competition,” and the most unnecessary plane wing-walk rescue in Walker history. Meanwhile Alex is having flashbacks, making out, and generally making Chuck (and us) wonder what the hell happened to the Whitewater progress. Blind assassins, C4 on a camper, a female hitwoman who somehow moonlights as a competitive barrel racer, and more relationship whiplash than one episode should be allowed to have. We’re deep in the season’s emotional dip and this one is testing our patience in new and creative ways. Scene-by-scene riffs, extras of the week, and plenty of “what the actual fuck was that” energy. Join us… if you dare.
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    1 時間 3 分