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00:01:08 - Draft Party
00:02:08 - IndianaLand500
00:03:37 - TG Discord
00:05:00 - Draft Nerves
00:08:36 - Ravens Unis
00:10:56 - Brian Billick
00:14:39 - Rams Unis
00:16:45 - Commanders
00:17:44 - Cowboy Hats
00:23:54 - Mike Piazza
00:26:58 - Loft Bedrooms
00:31:56 - Fan House
00:33:33 - Disney Dads
00:36:15 - Tom Coughlin
00:38:28 - Bike Shorts
00:41:42 - Taxidermy
00:45:25 - Water Trough
00:50:49 - Nicknames
00:55:11 - Weed Kid
00:58:51 - Crypto Bro
01:03:46 - Big Dogs
01:04:51 - Paranoid Time
01:11:44 - NFC Months
01:13:29 - Fat Stats
01:18:42 - Every Coach
01:24:27 - Volunteer Guy
01:30:56 - Follow TG bby