This week Selma and Vicky get icy, frisky, and aggressively opinionated as they dive headfirst into winter chaos. From disastrous hookups, edging discourse, and Sniffies drama to Christmas music demands, subway heat psychosis, soup rankings, and why winter fashion is both fierce and a nightmare — nothing is off limits.

The holidays are here and Selma & Vicky are jingling their jugs through the mall! From mall nostalgia to fake-fur drama and drag-queen dating rules. They spill tea on SNL wig secrets, Netflix buying Warner Bros, the Pantone “Cloud Dancer” flop, and a new obsession: Happy Hoo-ha gummies. It’s retail therapy meets therapy-therapy. This episode is a sleigh-ride through chaos, capitalism & camp!

In this week’s episode, Selma and Vicky get raw, real, and ridiculous talking about open relationships, hookup culture, jealousy, monogamy, and what it’s like dating in NYC as drag artists and nightlife girls.From mouth-breathers on the subway to awkward gym run-ins with past hookups, the dolls spill all. They dive into how social media, Grindr, and modern gay culture shape connection — and whether monogamy is even realistic anymore. Plus, some Thanksgiving chaos, “Sex and the City” confessions, and the eternal struggle of wanting love and a little dick on the side.