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This episode seems destined for controversy! The madness begins with Q's admonishment not to get complacent with the intro, careens around the proliferation of exposed cheeks then levels out as we discuss our favorite versions of rolling on the river. We keep it real about the disadvantages of long hair in a fight and the advantages of being cruise ship famous, and agree that even the projects are a brick house. Things heat up as we debate the state of the economy but as always Q ties it up with words of wisdom that are both profound and apropos. This ride should have a minimum height restriction!

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This episode Chronicles the Knox Handmade Toys family adventure to Ann Arbor Michigan where Shane the Brain encounters a "revolutionary communist", a porta potty from hell and employs the phrase "Roll Tide" towards a surly vendor. From losing iconic celebrities to the age old question of whether it's better to burn out than to fade away this is an episode packed full of insight and hilarity. Check it out!

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In this special takeover, Jessica Knox and Cinthia Darden steal the spotlight—no Shane, no Q, just two moms keeping it real. They kick things off with the chaotic “float trip from hell” before diving into the origin stories of Knox Handmade Toys and Hustle’n Pop, revealing the behind-the-scenes hustle that keeps the businesses moving.

Jessica shares a childhood trauma involving a vacuum and a van, while Cinthia tells the wild story of accidentally climbing into a stranger’s car—only to find him rolling a blunt. The ladies open up about anxiety, holiday gift giving, and how Cinthia proudly owns her role as a “passenger princess.” From running out of money in London to couple fights in Miami, it’s travel stories, laughter, and honest moments. Cinthia wraps it all up with a Maya Angelou quote that hits home.

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Season 6, Episode 7 opens with a bald truth — when is it time to let it go? Q throws it to Shane for a “Tale of the Tape” intro, and just like that, the gloves are off. We introduce our first official sponsor: Creek Wear — a monthly outdoor survival subscription box for folks who believe freedom comes with fresh air and fire starters.

We give a special shoutout to Honest Coffee Roasters for displaying Knox Handmade Toys and proudly supporting the Vendor Chronicles movement with a custom QR code in-store. That’s real hometown love!

Q talks about date night with Cinthia this past Saturday — hitting Top Golf in downtown Huntsville, and the unexpected surprise of meeting the original Black Power Ranger (Zack!) at SIP Elixir Bar. From 90s nostalgia to cocktails, it was a night to remember.

Shane shares a throwback tale of young love — tongue kissing his first girl at Six Flags on the Monster Plantation ride. Southern charm meets childhood mischief.

Then it gets wild: Q drops a barbershop horror story from 35 years ago involving a female crackhead and an unforgettable full-frontal ambush. Shane adds a cautionary tale about a friend who went from smoking crack to using meth — and how the vibe shifted from funny to foul.

We roast Taylor Swift, take playful jabs at Bill Burr, and open the floor for them both to pull up a mic.

Shane breaks down his experience at the Cornbread Festival in South Pittsburg, TN, making an observation about modern fashion trends — let’s just say the cheeks were out in full force. And we wrap the episode with a raw rant on taxes and freedom. Q poses the question: “Aren’t we the land of the free and home of the brave? ‘Cause it’s feeling more like the land of the fee and home of the slave.”

From love and laughs to loss and levity — this one’s got it all.

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Straighten your spine and open your mind for this eclectic episode of Vendor Chronicles!! We discuss risk VS reward in children, the recent proliferation of air and sea disasters and Q the Messenger has the unmitigated gall to pose a "would you rather" between Jaws and a tornado! We stumble through alternative mathematics and work our way to homemade wine. Q summed up the whole debacle best... Get the Shirt!!

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Season 6, Episode 8 takes an unexpected swing into the fairway as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain open with a random tangent about golf—nobody knows how they got there. Before the intro even hits, the duo delivers a half-hearted but hilarious rendition of You’ve Got a Friend in Me. Q asks Shane if he notices a difference between his normal self and “Q the Messenger,” leading to a conversation about personal metamorphosis. Shane ties it to a real-life story about his wife finding a luna moth caterpillar at a festival, bringing it home, and watching its transformation—because at Vendor Chronicles, we’re all about caffeinating minds from a knowledge point of view.

Shane then drops some game on how not to get caught doing something you shouldn’t as a kid (note to self: always think ahead). The crew sends a shout-out to “Becky with the good hair,” drops a mind-blowing fact about the human brain storing 2,500 terabytes of data, and keeps the laughs rolling while blending street smarts with random wisdom. This episode is a perfect mix of curiosity, comedy, and classic Vendor Chronicles unpredictability.

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This episode opens with a bold question: Why do women leave once a man becomes successful? From there, Q the Messager and Shane the Brain dive deep into how the family court system is stacked against men. Shane touches on his own experience with family court while Q asks if parents should ever get involved in their kids' relationships or marriages.

Q celebrates 18 years of marriage to his wife Cinthia at a new Huntsville restaurant called One Eleven. Meanwhile, Shane recounts his visit to Pulaski, Tennessee—birthplace of the KKK—and reflects on the town’s efforts to distance itself from its racist past. That conversation spirals into a raw discussion on the evolution of racism in America.

From there, it’s a rapid-fire tangent on COVID, government, war, and power. And in true Vendor Chronicles fashion, Q closes the episode with a surefire, 100% guaranteed way to never be broke again.

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This episode kicks off with the protests in L.A. and a roast session on folks who claim they “don’t see color” or say “I’ve got Black friends.” We unpack the great chicken wing deception—how a 10-piece order is really just 5 wings split in half. Shane introduces the Platinum Rule (“Do unto others as they would have done unto them”) and we jump into the controversy of trans women in women’s sports. Riley Gaines and Leah Thomas get name-dropped, and we both agree—there’s no reason for male parts in the girls' locker room.

We dream about crashing Theo Von’s podcast or bringing him on Vendor Chronicles. Shane drops a gem about Jay Leno never spending his Tonight Show checks, and Q recounts Leilani’s chaotic 13th birthday float trip on the Flint River—featuring collisions, serpents, and a full-blown water rescue. And just when Q thought the excitement was over, poison ivy shows up two days later.

To top it off, Q gives some Baton Rouge facts, Shane dives into the deadly legacy of the Isle of Man TT motorcycle race, and we end with a final truth: Aim high. If you miss, you’ll still land in space

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