Brad Williams and JB Ball are back and absolutely unhinged for Episode 31 of **Heightened Babble** — the comedy podcast where nothing is off-limits and everything somehow makes sense by the end. This week kicks off with National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day, National Assistance Dog Day, and the stunning revelation that JB Ball does not like chocolate. Yes, really. Brad has already made the jokes. You're welcome to pile on in the comments.From there, the boys dive deep into listener mail gold: the funniest vanity license plates ever spotted on America's roads. From a Kia Telluride modified to read something deeply inappropriate, to a Marine Corps vet whose plate just says "CRAYONS," to the legendary "Duck Money" Corvette, to a flower farm that ran WTF plates for *decades* — the Nanas delivered absolute bangers. Brad's daughter also drops what may be the greatest bathroom bar ever committed to the English language, and JB reveals he once bribed his way to a C-minus in physical science with Fresca sodas. Iconic.📌 CHAPTERS:* 0:00 – Intro: Brad & JB, National Holidays & JB Doesn't Like Chocolate* 1:04 – National Assistance Dog Day & Airport Therapy Dogs* 2:48 – National White Wine Day + Greek Mythology Tangent* 3:36 – Wrestler Birthdays: Persephone & Frankie Kazarian* 6:53 – Patreon Announcement & Show Updates* 8:37 – Tour Dates & Where to Find Brad & JB* 10:31 – **First Class Mail:** Funniest License Plates (Listener Segment)* 12:08 – The "Squeeze Ass" Origin Story* 13:44 – JB's Road Plates: Yoda U R, Kia Telluride, 668, BOSSY, SNOOP & More* 22:24 – Listener Plates: Fat Jamie, WTF Farm, KICKER, We Broke BMW, Duck Money, Crayons* 28:05 – Brad's Daughter Drops an All-Time Bathroom Bar* 39:28 – **Two Tall Tales:** Switzerland's Evil Clown Stalking Service* 43:48 – 50 Cent vs. Ja Rule: The Ultimate Prank Hall of Fame* 53:25 – **Two Tall Tales #2:** Professor Hides "Madagascar" in White Text to Catch AI Cheaters* 57:33 – Teachers Who Changed Our Lives & JB's 8% Exam Score* 1:06:29 – Best Cheating Stories: School, Sports & Beyond* 1:16:37 – **Wrap-Up:** Evan Moore Podcast Update + Patreon Bonus Episode Live---📲 CONNECT & SUPPORT:📧 Email: heightenedbabble@gmail.com📞 Voicemail: (323) 272-3908🎙️ Patreon: patreon.com/HeightenedBabble📸 Instagram: @heightenedbabblepodcast | @bradwilliamscomic | @jbballcomedyFollow us on social media!TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heightenedbabblepodcastFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Heightened-Babble-Podcast/61585004459148/X: https://x.com/heightenedbabblBrad's YouTube: @BradWilliamsComedy Brad's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomicJB's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jbballcomedyHeightened Babble is what happens when two stand-up comedians who couldn’t be built more differently take on the world one ridiculous conversation at a time. From comedy and culture to debates, disagreements, and pure nonsense, Brad Willams and JB Ball elevate the art of running their mouths. If you want a comedy podcast that’s unpredictable, unfiltered, and undeniably entertaining, welcome to Heightened Babble#podcast #comedy #comedian #comedians #funny #podcastclips #HeightenedBabble #BradWilliams #JBBall #ComedyPodcast #LicensePlates #StandUpComedy #FunnyPodcast #PodcastComedy #VanityPlates #TrueCrimButFunny