We peek into the future of vacations (weightless flights, orbital sky cruises), crack open the Good Book for mind-melting records, lay down fresh Vacation Rules, and end with buffet "facts" hotter than Waikiki asphalt.

Why hit "Play"?
🚀 Orbital Sky Cruises?! — Space-tourism riff: 72-hour flight, weightless seats, "Sedona = Mars of the Southwest."
🌺 20-Day Countdown — Thanksgiving in Paradise is almost here: two shows Nov 26 at Blue Note Hawaiʻi; real-ticket PSA + Cathy Tanaka opening.
🌊 Longest Time Surfing a Wave — Austria's river-wave phenom rides 8h 05m 44s (pizza bites, soup sips, electronic massage mid-ride).
🧩 420 Cubes During a Marathon — A guy in Chiba solves one every 100m; 4:34:23 finish time (previous record smashed by 166).
📕 Vacation Rule #217 — "Not sure where to spend Thanksgiving? Go to Hawaiʻi." (Yes, to see the show.)
🎶 Buffet "Facts" Closer — Trop-rock vs yacht-rock, and "It's Black Friday somewhere" (bit).

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Chapters
00:00 Cold open: intros & "future of vacations" setup
01:34 "Front Desk" bit returns (room-key chaos)
02:05 We're 20 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise
05:03 Real tickets, Blue Note Hawaiʻi + Cathy Tanaka announced
07:12 Last-minute trip talk: "just go in three weeks"
40:52 Moon vs Mars vs… Sedona (space-travel riff)
41:31 Orbital sky-cruise idea (72-hour "flight")
42:27 "Would you enjoy the Hawaiʻi flight more if weightless?"
49:34 Open the Good Book (world-record segment)
50:22 Longest time surfing a wave — setup
51:43 Duration reveal: 8:05:44 on a man-made river wave (Austria)
52:29 Pizza, soup, and electronic massage mid-surf details
53:22 Smashed the old record (3:55:00)
55:32 Record #2 setup — marathon + puzzle cubes
56:30 Who/where/when + "one per 100m" math
57:38 Total solved: 420
57:54 Marathon time: 4:34:23
58:32 Trained a decade for the combo
1:01:41 Vacation Rule #217 (go to Hawaiʻi)
1:02:01 Buffet "facts" + Black Friday bit
1:03:06 Pack the bags — see you in Honolulu

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