After getting rocked by classic Texas thunderstorms the night before ⛈️⚡ J. is running on fumes. If you've never experienced a Texas thunderstorm, you simply don't understand the level of chaos that comes with thunder shaking your house at 3 a.m.

To recover, they crack open a cold 🍺 Lone Star Light. Is it craft beer? Nope. Is it fancy? Also nope. But it's Texas, it's cold, and it gets the job done.

Meanwhile, A. debuts his brand-new 🚤 "Motor Boatin' Captain" t-shirt... and yes, it means exactly what you think it means. 😏

Also on this episode:

🔥 Hooters is trying to become more family-friendly... wait, WHAT?!

💸 Women are selling worn panties online for $50+ and now J. has questions...

👙 Should J. launch her own resale boutique featuring "previously enjoyed" outfits from Desire Resorts?

💩 What in the actual hell is a Cleveland Steamer?

😳 Why does J. immediately regret asking that question?

Grab a drink, buckle up, and join us for another completely unfiltered episode full of road trips, questionable business ideas, Texas pride, and way more internet weirdness than anyone asked for.

#TexasLife #RoadTrip #LoneStarBeer #Hooters #PodcastLife #DesireResorts #MotorBoatinCaptain #craftbeer

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻