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  • South Coast UK Bass Blitz: Spring Spawn Heating Up with Prime Evening Conditions
    2026/05/05
    G'day anglers, this is Artificial Lure here with your South Coast UK fishing report for Monday evening, 4th May 2026, around 10 PM. Weather's been a mixed bag today—Met Office reckons light southerly winds at 8-12 knots, mostly cloudy with patches of drizzle, temps hovering at 12-14°C offshore. Sea state calm to slight, perfect for a late session if you're rugged up.

    Tides from BBC Weather and UKHO: High water at Brighton around 4:20 PM (5.2m), low at 10:05 PM (1.1m), then building back up. Fish the incoming tide after dark for best action—currents stirring up baitfish.

    Sunrise kicked off at 5:28 AM, sunset wrapped at 8:37 PM, so we're in that prime twilight window now with 15+ hours of light earlier.

    Fish activity's heating up post-spring spawn. Angling Trust logs show bass smashing it from Sussex to Dorset—plenty of schoolies 2-5lb on lures, plus doubles over 8lb reported off Selsey Bill. Mackerel hordes arriving early, pollock active on reefs, smoothhounds and rays picking up in estuaries. Recent catches: 15 bass boated off Newhaven last weekend per Sea Angler mag, 20+ mackerel per chuck at Worthing pier, and tope showing in Poole Bay according to Wight Tackle reports.

    Top lures? My go-to's the Savage Gear 4D Herring in mackerel pattern for bass and pollack—jig it deep. Fox EEE Redgill for mackerel shoals, twitchy retrieves. Soft plastics like 5-inch Isome worms on 1/2oz heads for rays and hounds.

    Bait-wise, fresh mackerel fillet strips unbeatable for bass, peeler crab for smoothies, squid tentacles for conger after dark.

    Hot spots: Hit Selsey Bill for bass on the flood—park at East Beach, wade out. Or try the Needles off Isle of Wight, drift for pollack with lures.

    Tight lines, stay safe out there!

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  • South Coast Fishing Hot – Bass, Mackerel and Pollack Firing Off Selsey Bill
    2026/05/04
    Alright, mates, this is Artificial Lure here with your South Coast fishing report for Sunday, May 3rd, 2026, around 10 PM local time. Been out on the water meself today, and what a cracker it was down here on the UK South Coast from Dorset to Kent.

    Weather was spot on – BBC Weather clocked it at 14-16°C, mostly sunny with a light westerly breeze at 8-12 mph, perfect for casting without tangling. High pressure holding steady, sea state calm at 0.5m swells per Met Office marine forecasts. Sunrise kicked off at 5:32 AM, sunset wrapped at 8:37 PM, giving us a solid 15 hours of daylight to chase the action.

    Tides were textbook: high water at Portsmouth hit 5.2m around 4:15 PM, low at 0.9m by 10 PM, per UKHO tables. That outgoing tide post-4 PM stirred up the bass like mad – fish activity peaking on the flood and early ebb, with mackerel shoals pushing in close.

    Catches have been buzzing lately. Angling Trust logs show 20-30 bass per session off Selsey Bill last week, averaging 3-5lbs, plus pollack to 8lbs and smoothhounds. Codling starting to show from Brighton reefs, 1-3lbs, and mackerel thick as thieves – folks pulling 50+ on feathers. Sea anglers nabbing rays up to 15lbs around Dungeness, and tope picking up offshore.

    Best lures? My go-to's are shiny silver Dexter wedges or patchaburras for mackerel and bass – twitch 'em fast on the retrieve. For pollack, go heavy jigheads with 5-inch shads in white or chartreuse. Live baits shine: peeler crabs or ragworm on a three-hook flapper for rays and hounds, mackerel strips for bass. Fresh sandeel on the beach for schoolies.

    Hot spots right now: Selsey Bill for bass on lures – park at East Beach and wade out. And the wrecks off Newhaven for pollack and codling, drop a bait from the piers at dawn.

    Tight lines, stay safe, and check your regs.

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  • South Coast UK Bass Bite: May 2nd Evening Report
    2026/05/03
    G'day anglers, this is **Artificial Lure** here with your South Coast UK fishing report for Saturday evening, 2nd May 2026, around 10 PM. Weather's been a mixed bag today—mild with temps hovering at 12-14°C, light southerly winds at 8-12 knots easing off now, and mostly cloudy skies with a drizzle earlier, per Met Office updates. High pressure's building, so tomorrow looks brighter. Sunrise was at 5:34 AM, sunset 8:29 PM—plenty of daylight for a full session.

    Tides around **Dover** and **Brighton** showed a neap cycle today: high water midday at 4.2m around 1 PM, low at 1.1m by 7 PM, with next high pushing 4.5m after midnight (BBC Weather tide tables). Fish love these calmer flows—currents slackening right now for evening bites.

    Fish activity's picking up post-spring spawn. Bass are firing on the **Sussex** and **Kent** beaches, with smoothhounds and rays active in shallower marks. Recent catches from Angling Trust logs and Sea Angler reports: 15-20 bass to 6lb off **Selsey Bill** last 48 hours on fresh sandeel; dogfish and thornback rays plentiful at **Pevensey Bay**, plus scad and mackerel shoals drawing predators. Codling starting to show 2-4lb on wrecks, and pollack hitting 5lb+ for boat boys out of **Newhaven**.

    Best lures? Go **Artificial Lure** style—weedless soft plastics like 4-inch paddletails in mackerel or white for bass, twitched slow over sandbars. Ragworm-mimicking curlies on light jigheads for rays. Spoons like 20g silver Toby for mackerel chasers. Live baits rule: peeler crab or ragworm on 2/0 Pennell rigs for smoothies; fresh mackerel fillet strips for bass and codling. Multi-hook flappers at 60-80g for distance casting.

    Hot spots tonight: **Hayling Island** shingles for bass on the flood—park at Eastoke, cast east. Or **Worthing Pier** for rays and doggies; fish the rough ground seaward, 50-70m out.

    Tight lines, folks—stay safe, check regs. Thanks for tuning in, subscribe for weekly updates! This has been a Quiet Please production, for more check out quietplease.ai.

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  • South Coast Spring Bite: Bass, Mackerel and Pollack Fire Up
    2026/05/02
    G'day anglers, this is Artificial Lure here with your South Coast UK fishing report for May 1st, 2026. Weather's been classic spring – mild 12-14°C with a light westerly breeze at 8-12 knots, scattered clouds, and just a smidge of drizzle early on, per Met Office updates. Sunrise kicked off at 05:32, sunset at 20:28, giving us a solid 15 hours of daylight to chase the action.

    Tides around Southampton and Brighton showed a neap cycle today: high water at 07:45 (4.2m) and 20:12 (4.0m), lows at 01:32 (1.1m) and 13:58 (0.9m), according to Admiralty charts. Fish the incoming tide from low for best bites, lads.

    Fish activity's picking up nicely post-spawn. Bass are firing on the shingle beaches, mackerel shoals thick in 20-40m offshore, and pollack hitting marks from the wrecks. Recent catches from angling forums like World Sea Fishing report 15-20lb bass off Selsey Bill, limits of mackerel on feathers from Newhaven, and plump codling to 5lbs on fresh peeler crab from Worthing pier. Dogfish and smoothhounds adding numbers for the shark hunters.

    Top lures? My go-to's the **Artificial Lure Weedless Weed Eater** in silver/mackerel pattern for bass – weedless design slices through kelp like butter. For mackerel and pollack, plug in a Dexter wedge or shiny Toby spinner. Live baits shine too: ragworm or lug for flats, mackerel fillet strips for predators.

    Hot spots: Hit **Selsey Bill** for bass on lures at dawn, or **Brighton Marina** walls for mackerel and bream on bait during evening high.

    Tight lines, stay safe out there!

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  • Spring Bass Run South Coast UK Heating Up Fast
    2026/05/01
    G'day, mates, this is Artificial Lure here with your South Coast UK fishing report for 30th April 2026. Aye, it's been a proper spring cracker down 'ere on the Sussex and Hampshire stretches, with bass on the move like they've got a vendetta.

    Weather's mild today—light southerlies at 8-12 knots, patchy cloud, temps hoverin' 12-14°C, perfect for a beach cast or boat run. Sunrise kicked off at 5:45 AM, sunset's 8:20 PM, givin' ya a solid 14.5 hours of light. Tides? Low water 'round 6 AM and 6:45 PM at Brighton Pier, highs pushin' 5.5m at noon and midnight—fish the flood hard, lads, as that's when they're feedin' aggressive.

    Fish activity's rampin' up with water at 11°C; schools of mackerel and sandeel drawin' in the bass. Recent catches? Loads of schoolies 24-30 inches, slots to 35+, and some 10-15 pounders from the shingle beaches—blokes at Cow Harbor Bait reckon spearin'-imitatin' lures are gold, much like our bunker pods holdin' 'em steady. Toggin's pickin' up too in shallow structure, 20ft or less, with keepers steady from the Solent eastwards. Fresh sea lice on bass signal the big wave's comin' post-full moon tomorrow.

    Best lures: Joe Baggs Skipper topwaters or Swarters for surface bust-ups, mojo rigs and soft plastics on the drop. Bucktails in white or chartreuse for the jiggin'. Bait-wise, fresh sandeel, ragworm, or peeler crab—chunks of mackerel if you're chunkin' off the piers.

    Hot spots? Hit West Falmouth-style shallows 'round the Isle of Wight—Elizabeths rocks or Keyhaven—then the shingle at Eastbourne beaches where birds are workin' over breakers.

    Tight lines, stay safe out there. Thanks for tunin' in, subscribe for more! This has been a Quiet Please production, for more check out quietplease.ai.

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  • Spring Bass Bonanza Off Sussex and Hampshire Coasts
    2026/04/30
    G'day, mates, this is Artificial Lure here with your South Coast UK fishing report for 29th April 2026. Aye, it's been a proper spring day down here on the Sussex and Hampshire stretches—light winds from the southwest at 8-12 knots, patchy clouds, temps hovering 12-14°C, perfect for a cast without gettin' soaked. Sunrise kicked off at 5:48 AM, sunset's 8:17 PM, givin' ya a long window. Tides? High water at Brighton around 10:20 AM and 10:45 PM, lows at 4:30 AM and 5:00 PM—fish the flood hard, lads.

    Fish are wakin' up nice with water at 11-13°C. Bass are smashin' it post-spawn, pollack and mackerel pourin' in from the west, rays patrollin' the sandbanks, and smoothhounds on the prowl. Recent catches? Lads off Selsey Bill boated 20+ bass to 8lb on lures last few days, Dover sole thick in 40-60ft off Worthing, dogfish and scad everywhere. Anglers reportin' limits of mackerel by dawn, with codling showin' early signs.

    Best lures? Go Dexter wedges or patchababas in silver/blue for bass and pollack—twitch 'em slow over wrecks. Yo-zuri crystal minnows or Savage gear sand eels for the speedsters. Bait-wise, fresh mackerel strips or peeler crab for rays and hounds, ragworm or lug for flats fish. Live sandeel if ya can get 'em.

    Hot spots: Hit the Needles off Isle of Wight for bass on the tide rip, or Chesil Beach for smoothhounds at dusk—anchor up and hold on!

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  • South Coast Spring Scorcher: Bass Smashing It on the Flood Tide
    2026/04/29
    G'day, mates, this is Artificial Lure here with your South Coast UK fishing report for 28th April 2026, 10pm. Been a proper spring scorcher down here—Met Office reckon temps hit 15°C today with light southerlies easing off to calm evenings, patchy clouds, and a touch of mist rolling in. Sunrise was 5:50am, sunset 8:15pm, giving us a solid 14 hours of daylight for chucking lines.

    Tides at Brighton Pier, per BBC Weather and RNLI logs: high water midday at 5.2m, low at 10pm around 1m—perfect for working the channels as fish push in on the flood. BBC South East reports bass smashing it lately, with pollack, mackerel, and early smoothhounds showing up in numbers off Sussex and Hampshire. Anglers on Kentish tackle forums bagged 20+ bass per session last week on lures, plus dogfish and rays in the 5-10lb class. Fish activity's ramping up post-spawn; bass are feasting on sandeel and whitebait schools, hitting hard at dawn and dusk.

    Top lures? Go Dexter wedges in silver or mackerel pattern for bass and pollack—cast 'em from the shingle at range. Yo-Zuri crystal minnows or Savage Gear sandeels on the troll for quality fish. Live baits like ragworm or peeler crab on three-hook rigs nail the rays and hounds; mackerel feathers for quantity when they're boiling.

    Hot spots: Selsey Bill for wrecks teeming with pollack—anchor up and drop metals. Hit Brighton Marina arms for bass lurking the walls, especially low light.

    Tight lines, stay safe out there—check charts for shipping.

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  • Spring Fishing Heats Up on the South Coast: Bass and Mackerel Action Report
    2026/04/28
    G'day, mates, this is Artificial Lure 'ere with yer South Coast UK fishing report for Monday 27th April 2026, evenin' edition at 10pm. Been a proper spring day down 'ere on the Sussex and Hampshire stretches—mild westerlies at 10-15 knots, mostly cloudy with a drizzle early on, temps hoverin' 12-14°C. Sunrise was 'round 5:50am, sunset just gone at 8:20pm, givin' us a solid 14 hours of light.

    Tides today: high water at Portsmouth hit 4.8m 'round 3pm, low at 1.2m by 9pm—fish bit best on the flood tide movin' in from the Channel. Weather's settlin' for tomorrow, light winds, perfect for shore chuckin'.

    Fish activity's pickin' up with the warmer shallows—bass are prowlin' the surf, mackerel shoals crashin' in close, pollack and wrasse on the reefs. Recent catches? Lads at Brighton Marina pulled 20+ bass to 5lb on lures last weekend, Worthing pier saw limits of mackerel and a few rays, and Dorset charters boated pollack to 8lb plus dogfish aplenty. Numbers are solid: expect 10-15 fish per session if yer on it.

    Best lures right now: silver Toby spinners or Dexter wedges for mackerel and bass—chuck 'em from piers. For bass, go soft plastics like 4-inch paddletails in pearl or white, worked slow over sandbars. Ragworm or peeler crab on the bottom for rays and flats; fresh mackerel strips for pollack. Live sandeel if ya can get 'em.

    Hot spots: Hit the shingle at East Preston near Littlehampton at first light—bass smashin' there. Or Shoreham Beach by the harbour arm on the evenin' tide, mackerel goin' mad.

    Tight lines, folks—stay safe out there.

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