What do traffic cones, the Canada Revenue Agency, and terrible NFL football have in common? Absolutely nothing until Bobby K walked into the studio.

This week, the boys welcome the legendary comedic actor for an episode that derails in the absolute best way possible. Bobby pulls back the veil on a massive cone conspiracy and defends his bizarre love for paying higher taxes, while the guys brutally crown the NFL team that will suck the most this year. Plus, the vault is opened and Nate's wildest Saturday night escapades are finally revealed.

Lock in. This one is a certified classic.

Fire up the grill and grab a cold one, because this week, your favorite American heroes are celebrating the greatest country on earth the only way they know how: with an absolutely packed show.

First up, the gloves come off in an epic, cringeworthy Dad Joke Off before we fire up the flux capacitor for a nostalgic trip down video game memory lane. Then, we shift gears into the courtroom to break down a major Supreme Court ruling you need to know about, followed by a look at the absolute craziest baseball contract of all time that will leave you questioning reality. Finally, we pull back the curtain on the whimsical world of children's literature to expose the surprisingly dark side of Dr. Seuss

From historic political trivia to absolute personal anarchy, this week’s episode runs the absolute gamut.

First, the boys dive into why Anthony Fauci’s legacy is tracking to become the political equivalent of Lance Armstrong, representing the ultimate narrative collapse of a protected hero. Then, we pivot to presidential nepotism, breaking down some wild and interesting facts about how US leaders have historically kept it in the family.

Finally, things get real. We’re talking real football, mourning a devastatingly sad Saturday night in Canada, and dissecting the ultimate half-baked apology. And yeah, you heard that right, someone is actually out here getting a paternity test today.

No filters, no holding back. Put us on at bedtime, it will help you sleep like Trump at a press conference.

Strap in for a chaotic clash of worlds: a dyslexic host attempting to explain the future of AI to a 6'3" jock. But we don't just stop at tech. We’re actively rewriting the historical narrative with our hit fan-requested segment, "Everything You Know About American History Is Wrong," before turning our sights to the present to expose Fauci for the criminal he is. It’s loud, it’s unapologetic, and it’s exactly what your playlist is missing.

What do global geopolitics, financial fraud, and suburban racket sports have in common? Absolutely nothing, until today’s episode.

This week, the true American heroes pass the mic to their first-ever guest host, Abu, who sits down to break down the complexities of Islam in world history and modern geopolitical events. It’s a masterclass you don’t want to miss.

Once the history lesson wraps, the chaos resume as the crew tackles the psychology of unhappy people, the mechanics of Ponzi schemes, a brief existential crisis over Schrödinger’s Cat, and the official launching of the great Pickleball challenge. Hit play and join the madness!

Our longest and best episode yet… cut in half by technical issues. Join us as we tackle Gen Z slang, betting terms, and everything you need to know before the next Hedlocks. Half the episode survived. Luckily, it’s the better half.

Nate and Bob are back, and this week, absolutely nobody is safe. Somehow, the guys manage to find a way to piss off every major religion on the planet simultaneously. Plus, they make a bold prediction on why Hunter Biden is on his way to becoming an absolute hero, and take on a highly controversial summer debate: why are teenage bathing suits getting so impossibly small? Strap in, this one is bound to get us canceled.

On this week's episode, Nate does the impossible and admits defeat, Elon Musk takes on the role of world savior, and we expose the latest shady side of politics. Plus, things get completely off the rails as we discuss Looney Tunes and outlaws peeing in cups. Don't miss it!