Ready for some honest, unfiltered humor about getting older? Shelley G and Vicki Z are back with their signature candor in this laugh-out-loud episode of "Two Old Bats in the Belfry."

Ever heard that flatulence doesn't smell on airplanes? Shelley emphatically debunks this myth through hilarious personal anecdotes that will have you giggling in recognition. Meanwhile, Vicki confesses to being taken in by this falsehood, leading to some questionable in-flight decisions during her coast-to-coast travels. Their frank discussion about bodily functions cuts through social niceties with refreshing honesty.

We share our fears of spiders and cockroaches, exploring how they shape our lives. Laughter proves to be an essential tool in discussing aging and life's challenges. Our discussions about planning our own funerals lead to reflections on legacy and friendship.

• Discussion about fears and phobias, particularly spiders and cockroaches
• The concept of having a mock funeral and reactions to it
• Importance of humor in dealing with life's fragility and aging

We explore the laughter and realities of dating and sexuality after 50. This fun yet deep conversation reveals the joys and complexities of finding love later in life, encouraging listeners to embrace their experiences with humor.

- Introduction to navigating dating after 50
- The challenges and quirks of modern dating
- The role of humor and acceptance in dating and intimacy

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We're buzzing with excitement over the impending arrival of our first grandchild! In our latest podcast, we delve into the joy and challenges of becoming grandparents, sharing our experiences along the way.

• Special announcement about the baby on the way
• Our shopping adventures and the latest baby trends
• Reflecting on the importance of love and influences in grandparenting

We can't wait to embrace this new chapter in our lives, filled with laughter, love, and a bit of fun. Tune in and share in our joy!

What happens when two old bats take on the holidays with all the joy, chaos, and stretchy pants that come with it? Join us, Shelly G and Vicki Z, as we recount our festive escapades, from the riotous family gatherings to the inevitable struggle of resisting those mouth-watering chocolate chip cookies and bundt cakes. We’re back on the airwaves, a little raunchier and definitely crazier, sharing laughs, love, and the rewarding challenges of sticking to our weight loss goals amid a feast fit for a king.

Get ready for honest talk about family dynamics and the art of overindulgence, where unbuttoning pants post-meal is not just a necessity but a time-honored tradition. Despite a year of healthier living, the holidays proved tempting, but our determination remains strong. Expect stories of sneaky cookie thievery and the delight of elastic waistbands, as well as heartfelt reflections on what truly made the holiday season special—being surrounded by loved ones who share in both the chaos and the joy. Grab your favorite snack, kick back, and prepare to laugh along with us!

Why should young folks have all the fun on reality TV? Picture this: seniors racing with bedazzled walkers, competing to name the most medications, and unraveling soup theft mysteries in assisted living. In this uproarious episode, Vicki Z and I, Shelly G, brainstorm the most hilarious and imaginative reality TV shows tailored for the senior citizen crowd. From the exercise-centric "It Depends" to the drama-filled "Old Big Brother," our creative juices were flowing, and the results are laugh-out-loud funny.

Join us as we reimagine popular reality shows with a twist of senior wisdom and wit. We toy with concepts like "American Mydol," where contestants face off to name drugs with lightning speed, and "I Can Name That Condition," a game of diagnosing ailments with just one symptom. With senior citizen judges who truly understand the contestants, these shows promise to be both entertaining and relatable. Tune in and get ready for a hearty laugh as we explore the endless possibilities for senior-centric reality TV!

What happens when two old friends party like it's college all over again? Tune in to this uproarious episode of Two Old Bats in the Belfry, where Shelly G and Vicki Z reminisce about reconnecting with long-lost pals and making new ones who know how to have a good time. We dive into the importance of nurturing these cherished relationships and share the hilarious moments that made us feel young again. Plus, with the growth of our podcast at stake, we underscore just how vital our listeners are in spreading the word and keeping our funky show alive.

But hold onto your tiaras, because we're also unveiling a Mother's Day gift that’s fit for royalty—literally! That's right, Lady Shelly and Lady Vicki are now officially noblewomen, and we're having a blast imagining the perks and playful scenarios this new title might bring. Could a touch of nobility score us better reservations, or maybe just a lot of laughs? We chat about our favorite regal fantasies and debate the best royal monikers, all with our signature humor and warmth. Join us for a royally entertaining episode that celebrates friendship, fun, and the occasional delusion of grandeur.