hiiiiii freaksss !!!! this week we caught y'all up on some of our zoomies! Deison recaps how she's the first person in the entire world to finish run 5.5 miles without stopping, Drew shares her final thoughts after finishing "The Pursuit of Jade", and Drew shares what her hand gesture would be when enacting her domain expansion!

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Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

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Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

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hiiii CHATTTT!! this week we had more zoomies & "gardening" questions to answer for y'all! in this episode we talked about our favorite desserts, how Drew will be venturing into the world of JJK very soon, and we explain (incorrectly I'm sure) the difference between amusement parks vs. theme parks!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

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https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

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hellooo CHATTT!!! this week we answered more questions y'all asked us after we've "gardened!" in this episode we loosely talk about Drew & Pili's joint bachelor/bachelorette party, why Drew loves to send Olivia Rodrigo songs to the people she loves, and how Drew takes her contacts out with long nails!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

TICKET LINK:

https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

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hiiiii freaks! this week we had plenty of zoomies again & also answered some of y'all's questions for us after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talked about Drew's new favorite show "The Pursuit of Jade", why Deison wants to live in "Animal Crossing", and how we'd be able to detect if our evil clone was there or not!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

TICKET LINK:

https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

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hiiii CHATTT!!! this week we had plenty of zoomies to share - once again! in this episode we talked about how Drew would respond at a recoupling if a man just said "i love that she always puts me above herself" WAT, Deison shares her review of "Minions and Monsters", and how it feels when "we're just being Miley" !

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

TICKET LINK:

https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

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helloooo little tiny freaksss!! this week we had SO much to catch up with y'all on! in this episode Deison talks about her fun cutie trip to Seattle, we talk about all the victimization we've seen the red pilled men in Love Island have been OOZING, and Drew recaps her unreal experience with finishing her first KDrama "The Perfect Crown" !

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

TICKET LINK:

https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

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hellooooo freaks!! this week we had some housekeeping and zoomies to share with y'all. in this episode we talked about some personal updates, Drew's experience watching Casa Amore, and Deison recaps the princess challenge from Love Island S8 for Drew!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

TICKET LINK:

https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

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helloooo freaks!! this week we giggled and shared some zoomies! in this episode we talk about team gale vs. team peeta, the white bed challenge in s8 of Love Island, and how Drew would make her entrance as a bombshell!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

TICKET LINK:

https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

https://Cozey.com — The Home Of Possibilities, Made Easy.

Our listeners can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.