🎙 Episode 7: Bad Decisions with Good Intentions
Some choices are heartfelt. Others are... herb-scented mistakes waiting to happen.

This week, Archie shares a family story from Baldwin County, where Pops faced down a machine and proved that stubbornness might just be a superpower. Meanwhile, Shelly learns that not every plant swap is what it seems—and that labeling matters, especially when your backyard starts to smell like a soap factory.

Also in this episode:

• Porch philosophy from Will Rogers and Mark Twain
• Hammer-swinging pride, mislabeled good intentions, and live action frogger
• Ralph starts a surprise home improvement project

💬 Listener Vote:
Which tale took the scenic route to disaster? Vote at notquiterightgoods.com/pages/two-frogs-talking or on Instagram @notquiterightgoods.

🛍 This Week’s Tee:
From the Southern Sayings collection: “Ain’t got the sense God gave a goose.”
Wear it when your confidence writes checks your hindsight wouldn’t cash.

🎙 Episode 6: Magical Thinking & Breakfast Disasters
Sometimes modern convenience feels like a miracle. Sometimes it ends in fluff, sparks, or a mess you won’t soon forget.

In this episode, Shelly revisits the time she tested out a fully automated grooming station on her dog Ralph—and nearly lost him in a cyclone of conditioner and chaos. Archie tells a family story about Uncle Larry’s infamous breakfast contraption and the catastrophe that followed. Along the way, we learn how Shelly became Poison Ivy Royalty—thanks to a fish camp craft project gone wrong.

Also in this episode:

• Porch philosophy with Arthur C. Clarke and a little old fashion skepticism
• The case for unplugging—both gadgets and ourselves
• An enchanted broomstick

💬 Listener Vote:
Who delivered the bigger misfire? Cast your vote at notquiterightgoods.com/pages/two-frogs-talking or on Instagram @notquiterightgoods.

🛍 This Week’s Tee:
From the Front Porch Philosopher collection: “Think about it—electricity is the closest we have to magic.”
Perfect for believers in buttons, wires, and slightly overcooked optimism.

🎙 Episode 5: The Devil Left the Door Open

Some heat is weather. Some heat is... something else entirely.

This week, Archie and Shelly explore moments when something slipped through that probably shouldn’t have. Archie brings a tale involving a mysterious toolbox, an endless supply of useful problems, and a lesson in knowing when to leave well enough alone. Shelly shares a family story passed down from Maw-Maw—complete with rattlesnakes, raccoons, and a camping trip that very nearly came undone.

Also in this episode:

• Porch philosophy from Benjamin Franklin and Jean-Paul Sartre
• A look at the things we let in—on purpose or by accident
• Unexpected pests, unexpected wisdom, and just a little bubble gum

💬 Listener Vote:
Which tale felt more like something cracked open? Cast your vote at notquiterightgoods.com/pages/two-frogs-talking or @notquiterightgoods on Instagram.

🛍 This Week’s Tee:
From the Southern Sayings collection: “The devil left the door open.”
Wear it when the heat hits hard—or when the unexpected comes knockin’.