Tonight’s chaos menu: the Three Kings game—the urban legend where you willingly invite nightmares into your bedroom because apparently Netflix wasn’t terrifying enough. Then Kamen rolls in with some half-baked German experiment that he swears is real but can’t actually explain, which is exactly the level of research we thrive on. And finally, a completely unhinged tale that’s definitely not about Peter Pan but… also kind of is. It’s spooky, it’s stupid, it’s us at our finest.

Scotland’s got castles, kilts, and a nightmare horse demon with the skin peeled off. Meet the Nuckelavee—a creature sofoul it made even the fairies say, “nah, we’re good.” Thisskinless, horse-centaur abomination breathes disease, kills crops, and smells like a wet grave. In this episode, we wade into the salt-soaked folklore of the Orkney Isles, pick apart why locals feared the sea more than their taxes, and figure out how the Nuckelavee managed to become the ultimate warning label for “don’t mess with nature.” Grab a raincoat, keep your distance from the shoreline, and pray the wind doesn’t shift.

This week we’re staring into the void—literally—checking out the Atlas Comet hurtling toward us like the universe’s ultimate middle finger. Will it crash and end everything, or just give us another excuse to panic over space rocks? Either way, buckle up, grab your telescope, and try not to cry into your ramen.