On this ULTRA JUICY SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE, Will and Colleen (and former guest Teresa Roberts Logan!) go to the ballet and record an episode while waiting to get out of the fucking parking garage.

Due to the nature of the fucking parking garage, please be warned that much of this sounds like complete garbage. You asked for it.

Pittsburgh Ballet Theatre website

Full version of the ballet, by the Milwaukee Ballet Company

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Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

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Please, if there is a God, let us never have to watch this show again.

Cole Haddon's Medium article

Follow us on Instagram: @transylvaniacspod

Here's our Letterboxd!

Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

Logo by @hypochroma.

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(Colleen's audio is scuffed to fuck. Good thing none of you pay for this and the show in question sucks anyway.)

Will and Colleen engage in some exquisite suffering looking at episodes 1-5 of the 2013 NBC show Dracula starring Johnathan Rhys Meyers. It's really, really bad.

Cole Haddon's Medium article

Follow us on Instagram: @transylvaniacspod

Here's our Letterboxd!

Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

Logo by @hypochroma.