Episode 4! Jessi mistakes our podcast for an episode of Shark Tank and chats all about a zany idea that could just make MILLIONS. Also, we discuss Guinness Book World Records, coffee vs. fridge cigs, and how to take your waffles–the right answer is ice cream, btw. If you listen to one podcast in 2026, make sure it's this one.

Let's get wild and discuss 'Baby on Board' stickers, misspelled menu items, Martin Short, and... SOMBR? But why? Who knows. Also, we get into the nitty-gritty of our favorite sandwiches... which, spoiler alert, Jessi thinks can be any food apparatus in between, or wrapped in any other food apparatus!? Let's discuss this ratchet culinary hot take and so much more.

Why do crows not give any fucks? This and SO much more on this bizarre episode, where we discuss crows that may have given up on living, road-kill tragedies in a small southern town, and the ultimate potato vs. poh-tah-toe grudge match... Jerry Seinfeld vs. Larry David. Please enjoy.

We're off to the races discussing the USPS, sidewalk etiquette, truck nuts, parking spaces, and more... OH MY. Do you have high menopause, too? Call our hotline and let us know what you think.

In this inaugural episode of Tragically Unprepared, we delve into the world of potential podcast names, only to discover that most of the good (and not so good) ones have already been claimed. Spoiler alert: We chose Tragically Unprepared, but this episode offers a hilarious look behind the scenes at the journey that led us to our new name.