My...pod... Swim up for satanic singers, stupid high school sweethearts, and one starving succubus. The person most confused by the film this week was: the bar, about why it was on fire!?

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meow! Sink your fangs into deadbeat dates, freaky flames, and one cute cat. The person most confused by the film this week was: the street urchin who lived by the ravine of bodies???

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meeeeerricaaaaat. Dig up this episode for spooky sisters, creepy cousins, and unhinged uncles. The person most confused by the film this week was: the contrite townsfolk.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I got podcasts on my fingers! Come Together for Liverpudlian loverboys, wacky walruses, and autotuned anthems. The person most confused by the film this week was: the delicious ripe strawberries getting pinned to a canvas instead of eaten.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

[German instructions] Take the train for pregnant pets, carnal caves, and rogue rice cookers. The person most confused by the film this week was: that beached man with amnesia.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

O Romeo, Romeo...wtf Romeo?! Step onto a sailboat for candid cartographers, embarrassing exes, and confounding cousins. The person most confused by the film this week was: everyone's parents.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shotgun! Submit your applications for arrogant A-students, uncomforable ubers, and the pernicious pursuit of the proper party. The person most confused by the film this week was: our high school selves, about Who We Were.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let us escort you through an episode full of data-driven dates, melancholy memories, and Sci-Fi vibes but for the girls. The person most confused by the film this week was: Tom, about the human world/how not to be annoying.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.