I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART. Litigate for classical classism, shared cousins' quarters, and Georgian-era jawlines. The person most confused by the film this week was: every wig.

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Bon Appétit! Taste this episode for iconic couples, egotistical e-reads, and boeufs bourguignon. The person most confused by the film this week was: Julie's mom

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...Word. Tweet @us for deceptive dancers, baffled boyfriends, and fearsome Floridians. The person most confused by the film this week was: Derek, when betrayed by his homie.

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Mor'DU! String your bow for awesome archers, cantankerous clans, and punk-rock princesses. The person most confused by the film this week was: the Delicate Bear.

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Donkeh!!! Get out me swamp for questionable quests, a sensational soundtrack, delightful Donkeys, divalicious dragons, and pernicious princesses. The person most confused by the film this week was: the recently-evicted little German pigs.

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Let my people go.......... Follow us into this episode for sassy scripture, brawling brothers, and Burning Bushes. The person most confused by the film this week was: Rameses, hearing his brother care about people now, and also seeing him wigless. Siena called the Torah the Talmud at least once in this episode she is so sorry

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Mom!!! Send in a college application 5 months late for an episode full of mean-spirited mamas, chub-phobic chismosas, and America Ferrera's film debut! The person most confused by the film this week was: everyone whenever George Lopez appears in their driveway

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*Spits out a lizard* Secret handshake for tricksy twins, scheming sisters and plotting pals. The person most confused by the film this week was: the parents, duh!

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