Between the bookshelves this week, a dirty chat about German toilets, a big mess up with a school visit and Donna's peep show.

Percy can't have an ice-lolly, Jonny Detail breaks brains, Donna's on track for a Booker prize, and Sally just about escapes the army.

Deluxe clap trap from our little local library. Today it's crazy hot and the library is melting, the queen of training day tells us how great she is, Jonny Detail hasn't slept for days and we're saved from Steve McQueens hot box.

The library gets a visit from some 5-year old booklovers, Donna Kebab's soothing YouTube choices, danger lurks in Indian workshops, and Percy's stinking fish train.

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In the library today - Percy's religous switcheroo, Henry VIII's original Brexit, Jonny Detail's World Cup prep, and Michael Ball's opus finally gets picked up off the shelf.

A tale of prison, flip-flops and murder. This one's a banger!

What an array of folk crossed into the library twilight zone today. The diplomat, Jonny on full world cup mode, a sweaty Toodles and the omelette avoider. Tuck in!

The library's open and Donna Kebab's cornered her dentist with her publishing dreams, the nightmare H-block is our new home, and then is it really chicken with Pam?