Knicks diehards Dan Devine (Yahoo Senior NBA Writer) and Jason Concepcion (X-Ray Vision) help us re-live Patrick Ewing's giant knee braces, a Finals game preempted by OJ, the tragic arc of John Starks, Spike vs. Reggie, Everyone vs. MJ, and a lifetime of rooting for a marquee NBA franchise that was somehow the worst team in the league over a TWENTY year span.

The 49ers were SUCH a dynasty in the '80s, no one even felt bad when they lost THREE Super Bowls since 2013. Former 49er Brendan Darby and his podcast co-host Vince Mancini (The Frotcast) explain Niners fandom, Brendan's training camp with the team, classy sideline suits, QBs opening car doors for moms, and whether we can ever TRULY feel bad for fans who've had it so good.

The Tennessee Titans pulled off the Music City Miracle and came up ONE YARD short in the Super Bowl in their first-ever season... and haven't been back since. Jesse Farrar (Your Kickstarter Sucks) explains what it's like to root for this death-cursed team that's DETERMINED to never have a quarterback. Plus Jesse's TRUE feelings about KIND Bars, Wawa, and Mark Cuban.

The Maple Leafs are the most valuable hockey franchise in the world... and haven't won a championship since **1967**. Sean McIndoe (The Athletic) and John Cullen (Blocked Party) take us through the soul-numbing history of the team everyone in Canada hates -- especially its own fans.

The Saints were the NFL's laughingstock for DECADES, then suddenly turned into a powerhouse that united a city in the years after Hurricane Katrina. Lifelong Saints fans Charles Star and L. Ron Mexico (co-hosts of the City Saint / Country Saint podcast) and their drunk uncles take us through the dizzying highs and many, MANY lows of one of the most unique franchises in sports.

The Canucks haven't won a Cup OR drafted first in 55 years of existence, and no one hates them more than their own fans. Stefan Heck & Aaron Bertovo, co-hosts of the podcast "I Hate This Team," make a compelling case for why Canucks fans have it worse than anyone, and explain Canadian rivalries, why Vancouver loves to riot, and the fleeting joys of rapping about Ryan Kesler while up 2-0 in the Finals.

White Sox diehards Jimmy Pardo (Never Not Funny, Conan) and Alex Schmidt (Secretly Incredibly Fascinating) talk about rooting for Chicago's *other* baseball team, the Sox/Cubs divide, a fixed World Series, THE POPE being a Sox fan, and why Field Of Dreams medium-sucks.

The Raiders moved THREE times and have sucked for 20 years. Who still roots for them? Childhood LA Raiders fan Amir Blumenfeld (Headgum) and Las Vegas Raiders season ticket holder Ed Zitron (Better Offline) try to answer that question and wallow in the unique misery of the Tuck Rule Game and a *76 Yard Field Goal*.