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Ronnie picked the worst movie in the three years they’ve been doing the show and has little remorse. Both hosts are pleased that Rodney Dangerfield is no longer with us. Well, they discover what being a re-entry student who has untapped wealth would do to a college campus which includes Sam Kinnison screaming, fat phobia, DXL shopping, Melon Patch Kids, Adrian Barbeau’s tits, handing towels to men in Speedos, clit paintings, a meatball and deviled eggs sandwich that would make Ronnie’s husband hurl, Lou the live-in companion, Robert Downey Jr’s hair, college lawn frisbee, Cobra Kai, building codes being violated in dorms, Jim and Tammy Baker, jumping off the high dive, women fawning all over a 65 year old man with bug eyes, dating your English professor, a Business teacher’s beard, Edie McClurg’s back from Carrie, Oingo Boingo, Jason’s inconsistency with his father, the audition room from Flashdance, the return of the Dylan Dylan contest, the Triple Lindsay Buckingham, and a graduation speech freeze frame that was the only funny part of the entire movie.

Exit ticket: Justin has some stats on what motivates re-entry students to return to college. And it’s not just to mess up the curve on tests.

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Oof. These idiots really can’t do college, but what do you expect? Certainly not a poorly handled sexual assault storyline followed by one about the preferential treatment of college athletes and a student sleeping with a professor. Well, Ronnie and Justin got all that and Labor Day weekend snow, Brenda’s resting bitch face, the winds of horniness, the (sort of) return of Emily Valentine, Hell Week repercussions, 30 year old frat boys, the introduction of putting “in bed” to the end of a fortune cookie into television history, the Chaka Khan winds of Africa, Donna roofies herself, finally a person of color as a recurring character on the show, a white rose with a 3 foot long stem, Lucinda, a stolen purse, date rape pies, David in his underwear, a racist R.A., blackmailing your Sociology professor, flunking Romantic Poetry class, committing liable live on stage, Rashamon 90210-style, a woman who died of AIDS, staring down Laura, lying about SA, and the real reason behind a take home test.

Exit ticket: Justin is put to the test again with “Which of the following happened to these idiots during their college years?” Dylan gets married and his wife gets executed? An understudy tries to kill Brenda? Tiffany Amber Theison’s Valerie sleeps with the entire cast? Tune in and see how he did.

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They landed an actual university dean to help them sort out this week’s episode, Dr. Elise Hepworth. Listeners may know her better as the person Ronnie co-directed two high school musicals with tales previously shared in other episodes. Well this time they're looking at the college experience through the lens of admin and the spot on yet bonkers interpretation of Sandra Oh and Jay Duplass in The Chair. It’s time to secretly record your professor and see what happens. There’s also a rating of college campuses, getting drunk at the airport, professors in their 80s, ghosts of dead poinsettias, Joan being a great wing-man, riding in cars with students, not checked what’s on your screen before plugging it in for the class to see, the joy of Canvas LMS,PBIS Crypto, being asked to smoke a joint with the principal, Daisy Dukes in winter, Ronnie’s C in American Humor, Title VI not IX, the name “Dafna,” what the hell is a distinguished lectureship, rewarding kids for bad behavior, why getting drunk at faculty events is a bad idea, student protests, and Rufus Wainwright.

Exit ticket: This summer a Texas A&M student secretly recorded a professor, and there was zero fallout from it. Just kidding, it frightened college professors across the country. The panel has thoughts.

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