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  • “I’M MOVING ON FROM SEX WORK”
    2025/12/24

    A caller attempts to move on from sex work in pursuit of living near a lake, a caller describes how she found out her past relationship was deeply unhealthy, and I rant to a final caller about becoming a doctor by watching YouTube or something like that.

    They do not celebrate Christmas on Neptune. I am a gecko.

    Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ

    Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com

    FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    1 時間 6 分
  • “I’M LONELY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE”
    2025/12/22

    A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery money.

    It is time to paint a fence. I am a gecko.

    Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ

    Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com

    FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    1 時間 31 分
  • “I’M AN ADULT FILM PRODUCER”
    2025/12/17

    A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change.

    Time to have a piece of gum. I am a gecko.

    Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com

    FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    1 時間 12 分
  • “I AM A SYRIAN SHEPHERD”
    2025/12/14

    A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the country for love, and a final caller finds themselves home alone for the first time ever.

    I love diet root beer. I am a gecko.

    Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com

    FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    1 時間 6 分
  • “I WAS UNINVITED TO MY FRIEND’S WEDDING”
    2025/12/10

    A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life.

    Tim Allen is not hiding underneath your bed. I am a gecko.

    Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com

    FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    1 時間 16 分
  • “I’M ESCAPING THE SYSTEM”
    2025/12/07

    A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 sugar mamas, dealing with a social media obsessed mother, and navigating life on the fly.

    Afterwards we read a bit of viewer mail from a femboy navigating his identity and a 30 year old dealing with nocturnal emissions.

    I love eating dirt. I am a gecko.

    Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.

    Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com

    FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    1 時間 20 分
  • “MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”
    2025/12/03

    A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she became a self proclaimed “veteran slut bag."

    The printer is jammed. I am a gecko.

    Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com

    FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    1 時間 7 分
  • GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH”
    2025/11/30

    Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. Listen for me. Listen for your family. Listen for yourself.

    This bathroom is for employees only. I am a gecko.

    Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.

    Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com

    FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    1 時間 10 分