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A caller tries to regain his footing after his wife runs away with their child and leaves him on an expensive lease.

Later a caller navigates a series of toxic friendships and a final caller gives us advice on how to get really good at gambling.

Dogs cannot talk. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains why they feel justified having an affair in their dead marriage and a caller from Hong Kong feels betrayed by their peers after entering a new chapter of life.

That cloud looks like a fire hydrant. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains how living in their car after their divorce has lead to the life they’ve always dreamed of.

Later a photographer’s cat is stolen and a final caller ponders history with me.

This is best Wendy’s bathroom in town. I am a gecko.

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In an hour long call that made me feel like I was on MDMA, a drunk couple talks about how they’ve grown and why they feel the need to be perfect.

Afterwards we read geckmail about the pros and cons of spending $60k to live out of a bus, starting a Beyblade tournament, and hostel travels.

These KitKats taste like pennies. I am a gecko.

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While avoiding his grocery store shift, a caller wrestles with the feeling that his partner is making too big of a sacrifice for their relationship.

Afterwards a caller’s wife confronts him with a list of everything he does that exhausts her, and a very pleasant final caller plans to take over his dad’s trucking company.

We voted to skip your turn. I am a gecko.

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A caller navigates probation after having their heart broken by a person living their dream life, and a final caller questions whether or not to settle for their current partner.

It is time to step on a lego intentionally and become stronger by withstanding the pain . I am a gecko.

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A caller gets sober, gets divorced, and starts LARPing, a caller from Australia talks about murderous fish, and we read viewer mail regarding the lizard industry.

A John Travolta impersonator is on the way to my house right now. I am gecko.

Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.

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An Alaskan caller gives the scoop on local alcoholic fishermen, a young DJ maps out their future, and I read viewer mail about human bones and furries.

The pool party is today. I am a gecko.

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