The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Friday, January 9th, 2026

UFFL Bowl XXII & Season Review!
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We have a New Champion!

Free Jamal is the 2025 UFFL Champion after winning UFFL Bowl XXII!

Congratulations to Jeremy on his 1st UFFL Bowl Trophy, as he joins the rest of the Division of Champions with some hardware in the trophy case!

John B., Chris, and The Commish have all the details on a thrilling UFFL Bowl XXII, and then review the entire 2025 UFFL Season. It's the 2025 Season wrap-up, and our final show until the 2026 off-season kicks into high gear with our Rookie Draft Predictions, Team roster reviews, and everything we can think of!

Thank you for listening, and here's to 22 years of the UFFL!

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UFFL BOWL XXII CHAMPION – FREE JAMAL / Jeremy Kozinski
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UFFL BOWL XXII FINAL
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• Free Jamal 143 – Vicious & Delicious 140

–– The Bronze Medal Game (for 3rd Place Overall) ––

• The Mission 143 – Mutt & Jeff 112

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2025 UFFL
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– East Division –
yz* 1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
x 2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6
x 3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
e 4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
y 1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6
x 2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
e 3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
e 4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
yz 1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4
e 2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
e 3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
e 4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
x - Clinched Playoffs | e - Eliminated from Playoffs | y - Clinched Division
z - Clinched Bye | * - Clinched #1 Seed
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2026 Rookie Draft Order
1. GG
2. KAP
3. IMP (thru CMW)
4. IMP
5. WC4L
6. RT
7. GG (thru WWH)
8. RT (thru CGTK)
9. TM
10. MJ
11. VD
12. KAP (thru FJ)

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Monday, December 22nd, 2025

UFFL Bowl XXII / Christmas Spectacular!
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14 weeks of Regular Season play.

2 Rounds of Playoffs.

And now only 2 teams remain in the quest for the UFFL Trophy!

UFFL Bowl XXII is here and we are going to tell you all about it. John B., Chris, and The Commish have all the details on a high scoring Round 2 - AND they get in the Holiday Spirit with our Christmas Spectacular!

It's 2 shows in 1! You won't want to miss it!

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ROUND 2 RESULTS
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• Free Jamal 158 – Mutt & Jeff 149
• Vicious & Delicious 165 – The Mission 131

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UFFL BOWL XXII MATCHUP
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• Vicious & Delicious – at – Free Jamal

–– The Bronze Medal Game (for 3rd Place Overall) ––

• The Mission – at – Mutt & Jeff

______________
2025 UFFL
______________
– East Division –
yz* 1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
x 2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6
x 3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
e 4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
y 1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6
x 2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
e 3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
e 4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
yz 1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4
e 2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
e 3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
e 4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
x - Clinched Playoffs | e - Eliminated from Playoffs | y - Clinched Division
z - Clinched Bye | * - Clinched #1 Seed
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2026 Rookie Draft Order
1. GG
2. KAP
3. IMP (thru CMW)
4. IMP
5. WC4L
6. RT
7. GG (thru WWH)
8. RT (thru CGTK)
9. TM
10. MJ

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, December 17th, 2025

UFFL Playoffs - Round 2
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The road to UFFL Bowl XXII is one round shorter. And John B., Chris, and The Commish are here to break down the 1st round, the 2nd round, and the teams looking towards the 2026 Rookie Draft earlier than expected!

1 Round Done.

4 Teams Left.

UFFL Bowl XXII is Coming....

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ROUND 1 RESULTS
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• Free Jamal 131 – Cardiff the Giant Killer 98
• Vicious & Delicious 164 – Waiver Wire Heroes 115

BYE WEEKS: Mutt & Jeff, The Mission

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ROUND 2 MATCHUPS
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• Free Jamal– at – Mutt & Jeff
• Vicious & Delicious – at – The Mission

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2025 UFFL
______________
– East Division –
yz* 1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
x 2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6
x 3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
e 4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
y 1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6
x 2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
e 3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
e 4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
yz 1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4
e 2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
e 3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
e 4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
x - Clinched Playoffs | e - Eliminated from Playoffs | y - Clinched Division
z - Clinched Bye | * - Clinched #1 Seed
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2026 Rookie Draft Order
1. GG
2. KAP
3. IMP (thru CMW)
4. IMP
5. WC4L
6. RT
7. GG (thru WWH)
8. RT (thru CGTK)

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, December 9th, 2025

UFFL Playoffs - Round 1
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The Regular Season for 2025 is over / the chase for the UFFL Trophy has begun. 6 teams are in / 6 teams are out. And Chris, John B., and The Commish are here to give you all the details!

• Tune in for the Week 14 Commissioner's Awards: Move of the Week, Blunder of the Week, and the Peacocking awards!
• Don't miss the Good News/Bad News Report for each of the Eliminated Teams!
• Stick around for the matchups in Round 1 of the UFFL Playoffs!
• And we give our final respects to the teams that we lost... from the playoff race that is.

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WEEK 14 RESULTS
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• Mutt & Jeff 150 – Gurley's Gone 107
• West Coast 4 Life 107 – Compton's Most Wanted 75
• Impact of Olestra 115 – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 93
• Free Jamal 144 – Waiver Wire Heroes 94
• Vicious & Delicious 144 – Cardiff the Giant Killer 138
• Rochester Tschmingus 144 – The Mission 91

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Playoffs - RND 1
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• Cardiff the Giant Killer – at – Free Jamal
• Waiver Wire Heroes – at – Vicious & Delicious

BYE WEEKS: Mutt & Jeff, The Mission

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2025 UFFL
______________
– East Division –
yz* 1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
x 2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6
x 3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
e 4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
____________
– Central Division –
y 1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6
x 2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
e 3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
e 4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
____________
– West Division –
yz 1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4
e 2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
e 3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
e 4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
x - Clinched Playoffs | e - Eliminated from Playoffs | y - Clinched Division z - Clinched Bye | * - Clinched #1 Seed
_____________

2026 Rookie Draft Order
1. GG
2. KAP
3. IMP (thru CMW)
4. IMP
5. WC4L
6. RT

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, December 3rd, 2025

UFFL Week 14
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We have reached the final week of the 2025 UFFL Regular Season. And there are still teams vying for playoff position, as we eagerly await the battle for the UFFL Bowl XXII Trophy!

• Tune in for the Week 13 Commissioner's Awards: Move of the Week, Fantasy Redemption, and False Idol awards!
• Don't miss the Commissioner's Playoff Scenarios Missive as we break down all the playoff teams' hopes and dreams for 2025!
• Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 14 matchups!
• And we give our final respects to the teams that we lost... from the playoff race that is.

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WEEK 13 RESULTS
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• Rochester Tschmingus 129 – Compton's Most Wanted 116
• Gurley's Gone 103 – Free Jamal 73
• Kick-Ass Philanthropists 128 – Cardiff the Giant Killer 118
• Vicious & Delicious 133 – Impact of Olestra 107
• The Mission 129 – West Coast 4 Life 84
• Mutt & Jeff 137 – Waiver Wire Heroes 118

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WEEK 14 SCHEDULE
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• Rochester Tschmingus – at – Compton's Most Wanted
• West Coast 4 Life – at – The Mission
• Impact of Olestra – at – Vicious & Delicious
• Cardiff the Giant Killer – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists
• Gurley's Gone – at – Free Jamal
• Waiver Wire Heroes – at – Mutt & Jeff

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2025 UFFL
_______________
– East Division –
yx 1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 10-2-1
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 7-6
x 3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-6
e 4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-9
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– Central Division –
x 1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-5
2. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 7-6
e 3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 5-8
e 4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-9
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– West Division –
yx 1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-3
2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 6-7
3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 5-8
e 4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-8-1
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x - Clinched Playoffs || e - Eliminated from Playoffs || y - Clinched Division

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, November 25th, 2025

UFFL Week 13
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12 Weeks - ONLY 12 WEEKS in the books despite everything you hear from Chris. With 4 teams still fighting for 1 open spot (or is it 2?) in the UFFL Playoffs. John B., Chris, and The Commish are here with all the latest for UFFL Week 13!

• Tune in for the Week 12 Commissioner's Awards: Move of the Week, Monster Energy, Fantasy Redemption, False Idol, Don't Look Now, and Shit the Bed awards!
• Don't miss the Playoff Picture breakdown!
• Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 13 matchups!
• And we give our final respects to the teams that have fallen... out of the playoff race that is.

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WEEK 12 RESULTS
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• Rochester Tschmingus 97 – West Coast 4 Life 77
• The Mission 155 – Compton's Most Wanted 84
• Vicious & Delicious 119 – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 105
• Cardiff the Giant Killer 140 – Impact of Olestra 111
• Gurley's Gone 140 – Waiver Wire Heroes 128
• Mutt & Jeff 128 – Free Jamal 96

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WEEK 13 SCHEDULE
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• Rochester Tschmingus – at – Compton's Most Wanted
• West Coast 4 Life – at – The Mission
• Impact of Olestra – at – Vicious & Delicious
• Cardiff the Giant Killer – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists
• Gurley's Gone – at – Free Jamal
• Waiver Wire Heroes – at – Mutt & Jeff

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2025 UFFL
_______________
– East Division –
y1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 9-2-1
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 7-5
3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-5
e4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 3-9
____________
– Central Division –
x1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-4
2. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 6-6
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 5-7
e4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 3-9
____________
– West Division –
x1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 9-3
2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 5-7
3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 5-7
4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-7-1
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x - Clinched Playoffs || e - Eliminated from Playoffs || y - Clinched Division

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, November 19th, 2025

UFFL Week 12
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Trade deadline is over - Playoff race tightening - Teams being eliminated - and.... vague references to British sitcoms? - yes...Yes....YEEESSSS!

• Tune in for the Week 11 Commissioner's Awards: Move of the Week, Monster Energy, and the Luke Dillon Series of Unfortunate Events award!
• Don't miss the Trade Deadline roundup!!
• Stick around for a look at the Playoff Picture, and a look ahead to the Week 12 matchups!
• And we bow our heads, and give final respects to the teams that have fallen.... out of the playoff race that is.

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WEEK 11 RESULTS
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• Compton's Most Wanted 102 – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 91
• Cardiff the Giant Killer 130 – West Coast 4 Life 82
• Vicious & Delicious 116 – Gurley's Gone 67
• Rochester Tschmingus 139 – Free Jamal 121
• Waiver Wire Heroes 117 – The Mission 114
• Impact of Olestra 107 – Mutt & Jeff 93

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WEEK 12 SCHEDULE
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• West Coast 4 Life – at – Rochester Tschmingus
• Compton's Most Wanted – at – The Mission
• Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Vicious & Delicious
• Cardiff the Giant Killer – at – Impact of Olestra
• Waiver Wire Heroes – at – Gurley's Gone
• Free Jamal – at – Mutt & Jeff

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2025 UFFL
_______________
– East Division –
x1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 8-2-1
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 7-4
3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-4
e4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 2-9
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– Central Division –
1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 7-4
2. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 5-6
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 5-6
4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 3-8
____________
– West Division –
x1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 8-3
2. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 5-6
3. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-6-1
4. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 4-7
_____________

x - Clinched Playoffs || e - Eliminated from Playoffs

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, November 12th, 2025

UFFL Week 11 - The Trade Deadline Spectacular!
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Trade News? CHECK! Special Guests? CHECK! Bizarre and slightly concerning stories about John B.'s College Years?..... well we kept that out. But you won't want to miss what we kept in!

• Tune in for the Week 10 Commissioner's Awards: Move of the Week, Fantasy Redemption, Energy Boost, and the False Idol of the Week!
• We have TRADE ALERTS!!
• And stick around for our special guest - Impact of Olestra owner Jason - and his incredible Franchise Turnaround story!

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WEEK 10 RESULTS
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• Mutt & Jeff 164 – Vicious & Delicious 139
• Waiver Wire Heroes 114 – Rochester Tschmingus 107
• The Mission 145 – Free Jamal 104
• Impact of Olestra 135 – Gurley's Gone 80
• Cardiff the Giant Killer 134 – Compton's Most Wanted 75
• Kick-Ass Philanthropists 138 – West Coast 4 Life 112

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WEEK 11 SCHEDULE
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• Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Compton's Most Wanted
• West Coast 4 LIfe – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer
• Gurley's Gone – at – Vicious & Delicious
• The Mission – at – Waiver Wire Heroes
• Rochester Tschmingus – at – Free Jamal
• Mutt & Jeff – at – Impact of Olestra

_______________
2025 UFFL
_______________
– East Division –
1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 8-1-1
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 7-3
3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 6-4
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 2-8
____________
– Central Division –
1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 6-4
2. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 4-6
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 4-6
4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 3-7
____________
– West Division –
1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 8-2
2. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 5-5
3. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 3-6-1
4. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 3-7
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