Lock your doors and grab your popcorn—The Standard Assholes Podcast is back on a probationary digital visa! Matty Rockdef, Big Daddy, Grease Monkey Pete, Professor Mike Litoris, PhD, Colin Chapman, and Dré team up to dissect the weirdest stories of the week. Tonight's agenda:Big Daddy's Inbox: The government-approved space mirror and the terrifying Ryanair cabin blowout. World's Worst Roommate: A Japanese woman is arrested for literally sewing her roommate's mouth shut. Weird Wildlife Crimes: Bizarre headlines involving local arrests and local wildlife. The Wrap-up: Dré's terrible improv skills and why your cat is basically running a 4,000-year-old scam. 🔗 Visit the site: https://www.standardassholes.com/🔗 Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@themediavirusnetwork4834#StandardAssholes #ComedyShow #WeirdNews #UnfilteredComedy #MattyRockdef #StandardAssholesPodcast #PodcastLive🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736#StandardAssholes #StandardAssholesPodcast #ComedyPodcast #WeirdNews #NewsOfTheWeird #UnfilteredComedy #Satire #DarkHumor #SpaceMirror #Ryanair #FloridaMan #FakeNurse #CrimeNews #InternetCulture #ClownWorld #MattyRockdef #ColinChapman #BigDaddy #ComedyClips #YouTubePodcast #SpotifyPodcast #LivePodcast #CurrentEvents #PointAndLaugh #TheMediaVirusNetwork

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Welcome to the absolute gutter of the information superhighway. This is The Standard Assholes Podcast! Join Matty Rockdef, Big Daddy Stanley McFadden, "Grease Monkey" Pete, Reverend Professor Mike Litoris, and Colin Chapman as they try to top last week's unhinged madness. In this episode:🛸 A Florida man decides a waiting medical helicopter is his personal getaway vehicle.🏎️ An 80-year-old drag racer gets clocked doing over 100 mph in a smoking sports car while casually puffing a cigarillo.🧺 Another Florida man gets slapped with charges after a missing teenager is found stuffed inside a clothes dryer. If you’re looking for fair and balanced news, you clicked the wrong link. Point and laugh while the world burns! Bookmark the madness:🌐 https://www.standardassholes.com/#StandardAssholes ,#FloridaMan ,#HelicopterTheft ,#StreetRacingGrandpa ,#DryerConcealment, #UncensoredComedy ,#InternetCulture🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736

Lock your doors, lower your expectations, and brace your earholes because the audio circus is officially back in town! This week on The Standard Assholes Podcast, Matty Rockdef, Reverend Professor Mike Litoris PhD, Grease Monkey Pete, Big Daddy Stanley McFadden, and Colin Chapman are diving straight into the deep end of the pool to point and laugh while the world burns around us. First, we hit the garage floor as Grease Monkey Pete breaks down the absolute anarchy of mechanical mishaps, rogue power tools, and why you should never trust a man who keeps a socket set in his kitchen. Then, Big Daddy Stanley McFadden steps up to the mic to drop some heavy-duty backyard BBQ wisdom and explain exactly how a neighborhood cookout can devolve into a full-blown municipal crisis. Finally, the whole crew straps into the hot seat for a brutal round of the Hypothetical Roommate Game, serving up the most toxic, disastrous, and uniquely unqualified roommate advice you never asked for. From dodging HR complaints to surviving a fist-fight over a pastry, consider this your ultimate safe space for the completely unhinged. We’re signing off on this slide into madness before the authorities arrive, so turn it up and enjoy the wreckage! HASHTAGS #StandardAssholes #AudioCircus #GreaseMonkeyPete #BigDaddyStanley #ColinChaos #UnqualifiedWisdom #RoommateFromHell #GarageGossip #Podcasting #Satire #ControlledChaos #PointAndLaugh 🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736

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:Civilization is officially sliding into the dumpster fire in real-time, and we have the front-row seats. This week on The Media Virus Podcast, Matty, Riki, Reverend Professor Mike Litoris, and Colin Chapman break down the absolute peak of human absurdity. First, we tackle the brand-new update to the First Amendment, where independent teenagers from "The Bicoastal Beat" successfully hijacked official NYC press passes to make trial fancams. Then, we head over to Nebraska, where the Second Amendment is actively being managed by a hunting dog who executed a tactical drive-by with a 12-gauge shotgun. Plus, we look at Global Elder Chaos: London senior centers turning into heavy electronic dance raves, while a 79-year-old Florida man in a G-string and fresh lipstick fights the concept of clothing itself by treating doorbell cameras like a private audition. To wrap up the news, Riki brings us the messiest reality TV updates, featuring the debut of the term "slam-pig" on the Real Housewives of Rhode Island and K. Michelle choosing total violence in Atlanta. 🔥 SPECIAL GUEST: In the B-Block, we sit down with the internet's favorite digital detective, master of the bodycam breakdown, and the man who went from total anonymity to partying in Las Vegas with Afroman—THE FACTS DUDE! We dive into his viral rise, his algorithmic mastery, and why changing his name from "The Fact Checker" saved his internet sanity. STAY INFECTED:🌐 Check out our safe space for the unsayable: TheMediaVirus.com 🎧 Catch us on YouTube, Spotify, and everywhere the algorithms quietly judge your choices. 📩 Got a tip or want to yell at us? Email Matty at Matty@TheMediaVirus.com or Mike at PML@TheMediaVirus.com. Don't forget to point and laugh!🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736