Kyle survives another Minnesota winter (barely), discuss whether paying $5 to avoid shoveling is worth it, and celebrate Thanksgiving the only way that matters, watching football and judging teams.

Kyle continues his illegal 14-0 fantasy football domination while literally praying to the Fantasy Gods for mercy. The guys roast the Lions and Cowboys for their annual Thanksgiving disasters and wonder if Jerry Jones will ever admit he's the problem.College football gets brutal: Texas rips A&M's heart out (again), ending their playoff dreams in the most devastating way possible. Lane Kiffin plays hard to get, Florida State proves they're still a dumpster fire, and the hosts question everything about the current playoff system.But the real star? Kyle's masterpiece "Not Top 25" segment, where he systematically destroys college football's biggest disasters, from UMass's perfect 0-12 season to schools so bad even ESPN gave up updating their stats. If you lost to an FCS school, you made the list.

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Recorded on Nov 22

Isaiah's sick (definitely COVID), but we're recording anyway because college football playoff drama waits for no one. Texas is ranked 17th, and Arch Manning is the problem. Fight us. We dive deep into SEC bias, why three-loss teams think they deserve playoffs, and absolutely destroy Bill Belichick's North Carolina tenure while Matt Patricia thrives. U of H is ranked #25 behind James Madison (yes, FCS slander ensues).

We debate whether Cal Raleigh got robbed of the MVP over Aaron Judge (he did), why kickers are missing everything in 2024, and break down the Tom Brady vs. Bill Belichick argument once and for all. Spoiler: It was always Brady, and we have receipts.

Also featuring: FCS football debates that got heated, Notre Dame playing cupcakes but staying top 10, catcher appreciation hour, and why Isaiah still believes in UT despite being 17th. (He shouldn't.)

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The Dodgers are back-to-back champs and we're as thrilled as a $17 warm beer at the ballpark. We break down an instant classic Game 7 and give the Blue Jays a proper eulogy.

Drake May turn the Patriots into... contenders?! No, seriously, they're tied for FIRST PLACE...we checked twice.

We roast our dumpster fire fantasy teams, debate why the Astros are somehow #4 World Series favorites, and absolutely lose it over streaming services. Spoiler: We counted 47 different apps just to watch one game and we're about to start a revolution.

Also featuring: cockroach war stories, college football ranking conspiracy theories, and why Isaiah thinks he can win fantasy football going 2-7. (He can't.)

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