Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. Episode 5.

This week: a listener wrote in to tell us beef fingers already exist (Ronan Leach reckons they're called sausages — we strongly disagree), McDonald's car park eating etiquette, Matt's swag in a Sydney park ending in a 3am torch from the cops, the time Matt threw a sour Skittle and hit our teacher Murph in the eye, drawing d*** on Dave's shaved head and calling him d***head for an entire year, the great rock star vs sports star debate, longevity escape velocity, and the slightly terrifying question — would you actually commit to staying married for 500 years?

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 — A listener reckons beef fingers already exist

03:00 — McDonald's car park eating etiquette (and why people ruin it)

05:30 — Waking a sleeping bloke at Milsons Point with the horn

06:00 — Grimace, mascots, and when a town becomes a city

07:30 — Matt took his swag to Sydney and slept in a public park

11:30 — Year 8 Class 8-4 — the requested deep dive

13:00 — The "F*** You " microphone incident

14:00 — The sour Skittle that hit Murph in the eye

15:30 — Cupcaking and "I will not pollute the classroom"

17:00 — Drawing d**** on Dave's head (an entire year of this)

18:30 — Is book club a strictly female sport?

20:30 — Matty Johns in Japan pretending to be Conor McGregor's brother

23:00 — F1, Monaco, and the Lewis Hamilton x Kim Kardashian effect

28:00 — Untapped athletic potential and rich-man sports

29:00 — The first CDs we ever bought (Teenage Dirtbag, Fergie's "The Duchess")

31:00 — The rock star vs sports star debate

36:00 — Why a song outlives a Super Bowl pass

39:30 — Longevity escape velocity explained

41:00 — Would you actually stay married for 500 years?

43:30 — Colin the Chinese hatchery worker (65 looked 35)

47:00 — Em's phone "brick" device

48:30 — Beefy fingers — the homework assignment

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Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. Episode 4.

This week: Jock's wedding RSVP got hijacked by a guy we're calling Barry Sly, Matt's update on the upcoming charity fight (the dress code is COCKTAIL), a Japanese girl bowed to Matt at a zebra crossing in the rain, a grandfather picked up the wrong kid from daycare, Matt tried to flip a free grand piano off Gumtree and it didn't end well, got bogged trying to illegally dump green waste in Sydney, Henry's barramundi farm mort run disaster in Darwin, the rainbow spew Matt cleaned up at Macquarie Centre cinemas, and why blokes physically cannot make friends at the park.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 — Jock's wedding RSVP gag (allegedly from Barry Sly)

02:00 — Matt's inappropriate rent payment descriptions

04:30 — An anonymous donation comment Pang would like to delete

06:00 — Matt's "if you ask for money, you don't dictate the strings" rule

07:00 — Charity fight update — dress code cocktail, VIP tables sold out

09:30 — The adrenaline dump (and Matt's 2019 fight)

11:00 — Teaching Hugo (5) to box

12:30 — Japanese girl bowing at the zebra crossing in the rain

14:00 — The toddler who escaped onto a busy intersection

15:00 — The grandfather who took home the wrong kid from daycare

16:30 — Matt's free Gumtree grand piano hustle ("you're a fuckhead")

20:00 — Getting bogged dumping green waste in Sydney

23:00 — Henry's uni gambling bonus bet hustle

25:00 — Cleaning shit graffiti in Kings Cross with a garden hose

26:30 — Hospital workers protesting their foreman by, well…

27:30 — Henry's barramundi farm mort run disaster in Darwin

30:30 — Scrubbing grout with bleach and getting life advice

31:30 — The pub spew-then-serve vicious cycle

32:00 — Hiding in Cinema 11 to watch Clash of the Titans in 3D

34:30 — Why blokes can't make friends at the park

40:00 — Mal vs. the wheelchair bloke at the supermarket

41:00 — Matt's small-town tunnel vision strategy at IGA

43:30 — Getting recognised at the footy by a fan of Matt's videos

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Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. Episode 3.

This week: where Coca-Cola got Santa from, why tennis balls turned yellow, Volvo giving away the three-point seatbelt, Henry going deep on Claude AI in his Pilates business, Matt's COVID-era massage that opened with a face full of Glen 20, modelling for a stranger at Myer in 2013, growing up doing School of the Air, and the years-long mystery of the lumps on our family staffy.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 — Origin stories: hyperlinks, tennis balls, Michelin Man

02:00 — Volvo giving away the three-point seatbelt

04:30 — The great beef finger investigation (Stegels does chicken fingers)

07:00 — Why Santa is red (you can thank Coca-Cola)

09:30 — Where "dead ringer", "ship shape" and "spring cleaning" came from

12:30 — Henry using Claude AI to replace admin tasks in his business

17:00 — Will AI take our jobs? The Smith / blacksmith theory

19:30 — Why Van Gogh's story makes the painting interesting

21:30 — A "Drive to Survive" for the Dubbo Ruse footy team

22:30 — The wart that wasn't (Matt's massage paranoia)

24:00 — The COVID massage that started with Glen 20 to the back

26:30 — The Indian restaurant beer chaos

28:30 — Matt getting recruited to model shirts for a stranger at Myer

29:30 — Growing up doing School of the Air

32:00 — The young gun sprinter from Bourke

35:30 — The years-long misdiagnosis of our staffy

41:00 — Why sausage dogs shouldn't exist

41:30 — Cats meowing is mimicking a baby's cry (apparently)

42:30 — Beefy fingers, beef fins, beef bins — the dream lives

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Episode 2. Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. This week: Matt at the Dubbo Show watching Paul the dodgem carnie get cracked twice by the same girl in reverse, the moment we invented "beef fingers" live on air, Matt's much-debated stance on weather chat being lazy small talk, ram balls at the show, the talent show iPod scandal of 2007, and Henry's new baseball obsession with Shohei Ohtani (and the "monkeys never cramp" theory).

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 — Paul the carnie at the Dubbo Show

05:00 — Getting kicked out of Wonderland

06:00 — The Demon roller coaster + Carmen's crying-but-smiling photo

09:00 — Adult swings, kid spins, getting giddy

10:30 — The Warren Show trivia win for $20 in 1996

12:00 — Religious toilet oasis at the Dubbo Show

13:00 — Ram balls, and the great pig-poking era at Mick's

14:30 — Why Matt hates weather chat

18:00 — The invention of beef fingers

21:00 — Matt's Fan Man songs and working with a 1.5M YouTuber

29:00 — How Matt won an iPod for a Rihanna parody (Brian Brown judged it)

35:00 — Henry's new baseball obsession and Shohei Otani

39:00 — Monkeys never cramp (the banana theory)

40:00 — The Aussie-Vietnamese impersonator on Insta

42:00 — Why we both struggle to watch sports we've never played

44:00 — Wrap

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History, mystery and the world of small business. Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. Spood (Henry) and Matt McKay grew up together in regional NSW and they're still telling each other the same stories, they just hit record this time.In this episode: Matt's catastrophically bad Microsoft password, Henry getting the call-up as MC at the royal wedding of mate Jock, Matt's upcoming charity boxing fight, an accidentally-bought electric pallet jack at Pickles Auctions, Aussie vs Portuguese sayings, a Mariah Carey Bollywood-themed dance party in a Japanese ryokan, and the kids' "six seven" thing that nobody understands.