A slow, calm Egyptian mythology sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep. Tonight, the gentle story of Osiris, the green king, the kindest ruler the old world had known, who taught a wandering people to plant the grain and tend the vine and reigned over a long golden age of peace beside his queen Isis.

This is a bedtime story for adults, made for sleep, insomnia, and quiet nights when the mind will not switch off. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. You do not have to follow it. Just let it drift over you.

Episode 5 of 12 · Egyptian Mythology · The Sleeping Almanac.

Where this sits: Part 5 of 12 in the Egyptian cycle, one continuous telling of the gods in story order, from the first sunrise onward. Tonight, Osiris the green king and his long golden reign. Each episode stands on its own, and in order they tell one long story.

Chapters 0:00 Welcome 2:38 The King Who Was Born to Be Loved 10:23 A Land Without Settled Ways 18:28 The Teaching of the Grain 24:13 The Gift of the Vine 30:48 The Laws and the Gods 39:16 The Queen at His Side 47:01 The Green Crown 53:39 The Journey Out 1:02:23 The Land at Peace 1:10:16 The Brother in the Shadows 1:16:28 What the Green King Meant 1:23:52 Goodnight. And the Serpent at the Edge of Dawn 1:28:17 Calm music to drift off

Drawn from the ancient Egyptians themselves, from the Pyramid Texts and the old temple traditions of Osiris, and from the Greek writer Plutarch, who preserved the fullest account of the green king's reign. These are retellings. Where the ancient sources fall silent or disagree, we fill the gaps gently and in their own spirit, choosing the telling that serves a calm night.

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A slow, calm Egyptian mythology sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep. Tonight, the gentle tale of Thoth, the wise moon god, who won five new days for the world at a quiet game played by moonlight, the five days on which the great gods were born.

This is a bedtime story for adults, made for sleep, insomnia, and quiet nights when the mind will not switch off. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. You do not have to follow it. Just let it drift over you.

Episode 4 of 12 · Egyptian Mythology · The Sleeping Almanac.

Chapters 0:00 Welcome 3:24 The Sky and the Earth in Love 12:13 The Jealous Decree 20:54 The Year That Had No Room 27:30 The Wisest of the Gods 38:15 The Moon and the Game 47:58 Playing for Light 56:58 The Making of Five Days 1:07:27 The First Day, Osiris 1:17:03 The Second Day and the Third 1:26:30 The Fourth Day and the Fifth 1:35:10 The Year Made Whole 1:45:29 Goodnight. And the Serpent at the Edge of Dawn 1:51:33 Calm music to drift off

Drawn from the Egyptians themselves and from the Greek writer Plutarch, and from the real Egyptian calendar, which truly did keep five extra days each year as the birthdays of the gods.

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A slow, calm Egyptian mythology sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep. Tonight, the tale of the Eye of Ra, the lioness Sekhmet whose fury was calmed at last not by force but by a field flooded the color of dawn.

This is a bedtime story for adults, made for sleep, insomnia, and quiet nights when the mind will not switch off. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. You do not have to follow it. Just let it drift over you.

Episode 3 of 12 · Egyptian Mythology · The Sleeping Almanac.

Chapters 0:00 Welcome 4:00 The Aging of the Sun 15:11 The Whispering of Mankind 24:18 The Council in the Night 33:58 The Eye Becomes the Lioness 43:44 The Going Forth 52:56 The Sun Repents 1:01:34 The Brewing in the Night 1:11:25 Seven Thousand Jars 1:21:45 The Lioness at Dawn 1:31:20 The Calming 1:39:00 Hathor Returns 1:48:02 Goodnight. And the Serpent at the Edge of Dawn 1:53:30 Calm music to drift off

Drawn from one of the great Egyptian temple texts, the Book of the Heavenly Cow, carved on the walls of the tombs of the New Kingdom pharaohs.

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A slow, calm Egyptian mythology sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep. Tonight, the patient tale of how the goddess Isis won the secret name of Ra, the one hidden word that held all his power.

This is a bedtime story for adults, made for sleep, insomnia, and quiet nights when the mind will not switch off. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. You do not have to follow it. Just let it drift over you.

Episode 2 of 12 · Egyptian Mythology · The Sleeping Almanac.

00:00 Welcome
07:07 The Age When the Gods Walked the Earth
18:21 The God Who Had Grown Old
26:39 Isis, the Great of Magic
36:52 The Secret Name
47:44 The Drop That Fell
55:43 The Shaping of the Serpent
1:06:04 The Turning of the Road
1:15:13 None Could Heal Him
1:25:06 The Healer's Price
1:33:40 The Naming of Names
1:40:25 The Name Passes
1:49:44 Goodnight. And the Serpent at the Edge of Dawn
1:56:44 Calm music to drift off

Drawn from an ancient Egyptian papyrus now kept in Turin, where this very tale was written down as a healing spell more than three thousand years ago.

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A slow, calm Egyptian mythology sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep. Tonight, the gentle tale of Ra and the very first sunrise, from the dark still waters before the world began.

This is a bedtime story for adults, made for sleep, insomnia, and quiet nights when the mind will not switch off. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. You do not have to follow it. Just let it drift over you.

Episode 1 of 12 · Egyptian Mythology · The Sleeping Almanac.

Chapters 0:00 Welcome 4:29 The Waters That Had No Shore 14:14 The First Mound 24:36 The One Who Made Himself 34:22 The First Breath and the First Rain 44:01 The Lost Children and the Weeping Eye 52:35 Earth and Sky 1:02:36 The Sun Takes Its Throne 1:13:05 The Boat of Millions of Years 1:20:44 The Three Faces of the Sun 1:29:08 The Measuring of the Day 1:37:46 The Descent 1:47:30 Goodnight. And the Serpent at the Edge of Dawn 1:52:11 Calm music to drift off

Drawn from the oldest Egyptian sources, the Pyramid Texts and the Heliopolitan creation tradition.

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Tonight, on the very last night of the old world, you walk with the gods toward their own ending. The wolf slips his chain. The serpent rises from the sea. The horn sounds. The fire comes. And then, very softly, a green earth at dawn, and a few gold chess pieces lying in the new grass.

This is the season finale of The Sleeping Almanac — twelve nights inside Norse myth, ending exactly where the seers said it would end. And then, gently, beginning again.

Settle in. Lower the lights. Goodnight.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Welcome
01:35 Chapter I: The Fimbulvetr
08:22 Chapter II: Brother Will Kill Brother
14:09 Chapter III: The Wolf Slips the Chain
20:42 Chapter IV: The Serpent Stirs
27:12 Chapter V: The Ship of Nails
34:07 Chapter VI: The Horn
40:58 Chapter VII: The Gods Arm
49:04 Chapter VIII: Odin and the Wolf
55:42 Chapter IX: Thor and the Serpent
1:03:58 Chapter X: The World Burns and Drowns
1:10:41 Chapter XI: The Green Earth
1:19:15 Chapter XII: Goodnight. And the Wolf at the Edge of Time

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Sources tonight from Vǫluspá and Snorri Sturluson's Prose Edda.

Goodnight, dear listener. Goodnight.

Tonight, a giantess walks down out of the cold mountains to demand the gods make right what they have broken. She comes alone. She comes armed. And she will not leave until she has chosen a husband by his feet.

This is the story of Skadi, the goddess of winter, of skis, of bows, of the high cold country. The story of her father killed by the gods. The story of her quiet impossible bargain. The story of a marriage that did not work, and a goddess who walked herself home.

Settle in. Lower the lights. Goodnight.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Welcome
01:56 Chapter I: The Hall of Þjazi
07:49 Chapter II: The Winter March
11:22 Chapter III: The Goddess at the Gate
14:39 Chapter IV: The Three Demands
19:27 Chapter V: The Row of Feet
23:27 Chapter VI: Loki and the Sky
29:18 Chapter VII: The Nine Nights at Þrymheimr
39:26 Chapter VIII: The Nine Nights at Nóatún
49:14 Chapter IX: The Slow Parting
57:59 Chapter X: The Long Walk Back
1:05:03 Chapter XI: The Goddess in the Mountains
1:12:58 Chapter XII: Goodnight. And the Wolf at the Edge of Time

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Sources tonight from Skáldskaparmál, Gylfaginning, and Lokasenna.

Goodnight, dear listener. Goodnight.

Tonight: how poetry came into the worlds.

Of Kvasir, the wisest being ever made, brewed from the breath of every god in Asgard. Of his murder by two clever dwarves who poured his blood into three vessels and hid them. Of Suttungr the giant, who took the vessels into a hollow mountain and set his daughter Gunnlǫð to guard them. And of Odin, who walked east in disguise as Bǫlverkr the worker, drilled into the mountain in the shape of a snake, drank the mead in three long draughts, and flew home as an eagle to give poetry to the gods and to men.

A 3 hour sleep story for adults, drawn from Snorri's Prose Edda and the Hávamál. Old north narration, calm pacing, ambient music. Made to drift into, not to follow.

· Chapters ·

00:00 Welcome
01:44 Chapter I: The Spit in the Jar
10:41 Chapter II: The Wisest Being in the Worlds
15:22 Chapter III: The Dwarves at the Door
23:53 Chapter IV: The Drowning of Gilling
29:11 Chapter V: The Brother's Revenge
37:45 Chapter VI: The Mead in the Mountain
45:29 Chapter VII: Bǫlverkr at the Farm
55:44 Chapter VIII: The Summer of Nine Men's Work
1:05:47 Chapter IX: The Drill in the Stone
1:11:23 Chapter X: The Snake in the Mountain
1:16:16 Chapter XI: The Three Nights
1:31:01 Chapter XII: Goodnight. And the Wolf at the Edge of Time.

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3 hour sleep stories drawn from the world's old mythologies. New episodes every Wednesday and Sunday.

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· Disclosure ·

This story is narrated with a voice clone of the host, scored with AI generated ambient music, and illustrated with AI generated still images. The script is written by hand from the source texts.