Aight folks, another offseason episode for the podcast and we greatly appreciate you all for sticking with us through the playoffs. Alas, we have reached the cup finals and we're -- excited? Maybe? There's some storylines in this matchup for sure when it comes to the Boston Bruins with Marchand and Frederic. But there's more in the news cycle -- like the false alarm on the head coaching search. We fully expect a new bench boss to be announced during this cup. Will it be Marco Sturm?

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By popular demand, and since the Bruins are a dead franchise now, Andrew, Ian and Thomas have decided to go full furry. Meet their new fursonas and explore a whole new world of post-Bruins hockey. Watch as Andrew becomes enamored with Blades in a way he before thought possible. Thrill as Ian...

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Today we turn back the clock and look back at our predictions we made before the 2024-2025 season, and it ain't exactly pretty. A couple we just about nailed, but many, many others... well. We aren't perfect but we aren't afraid to wear it when needed. We also dive into other timely matters such as a certain coach hired by Anaheim. TRIGGER WARNING regarding SA and similar/adjacent acts of violence. If you want to skip passed that -- shuffle ahead in the episode once you hear the name "Joel Quenneville". Also, we discuss the punishment for Andrew for doubling down on one of his worst predictions yet. GET IN. (within context).

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Andrew and Ian welcome draft and prospect aficionado, Robert Chalmers (@IvanIvanlvan) for some discourse on the 2025 NHL draft and what YOUR beloved Boston Bruins may be able to pull off this go-round.

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Sure, the playoffs are fun, but have you tried naming 10 head coaching candidates for the Boston Bruins? Have you gone back and looked at your pre-season predictions and made yourself look like a choade (otherwise known as a "Tocchet")? Well, we do both. Or at least try to.

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Seriously, it's never going to be a good thing to hear from Charlie Jacobs and we've had to hear from him twice in a little over a week. Behold, a press conference that was such a nothing-burger that there's actually a whole value meal's worth of takeways. Value as in quantity, not as in cheaper tickets. Yikes. GET IN.

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This weeks episode is split into TWO releases, the first of which we are joined by Anthony Kwetkowski aka @bruinsnetwork on the bird app. We talk prospects near and far, what he's seen in Providence and beyond. Plenty of insight for the true sickos out there. This one is sprinkled with YOUR questions. GET IN.

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It's done. The 2024-2025 Boston Bruins season has peacefully ceased with an OT loss at home, just as foretold. Look, we've got weeks.. months even to talk about what went wrong, and more importantly -- how to correct it. Tonight there is hurt, there is anger, and there is literal dogshit. "Oh we'll get to that". GET IN.

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