On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, the prophecy of the Liquid Shadow finally came true… and it struck in someone else’s shorts. Yes. You read that correctly. A 317-day Edgar Allan Poe-style prediction ends in betrayal, mesh athletic fabric, and a white couch that almost didn’t survive. This is what happens when you trust a fart after 40.

We also break down the newest “sport” called Run It Straight — which is basically two grown men sprinting at each other full-speed to see who forgets their childhood first. It’s like Red Rover but with CTE. And naturally, Riz wants to start a league in the hallway.

Then we address a longtime troll who accidentally linked his LinkedIn to his hate emails (bold strategy), and we introduce a political candidate whose platform is simple: Make America Moon Again. That’s right. Responsible, mid-cheek-only patriotism may be the one thing that can unite this divided nation.

Plus:

• Galentine’s Day, Kiss Day, and National Self Love Day

• The coolest full name ever revealed (Zayn Hunter Little Rain Graham?!)

• Radio Day (you’re welcome)

• And real RIP tributes at the end

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Clownvis rolled into the studio looking like Elvis’ chaotic cousin and immediately turned our funny morning show into a full circus (in the best way). He’s performing love songs at City Museum tonight, King Scott (who's middle name is Danger) is still rocking the Austin Powers punishment outfit thanks to a Super Bowl bet gone wrong, and somehow we spiraled into Insane Clown Posse Christmas shows, Bozo the Clown lore, and Nickelback rock-throwing incidents. Just a normal day for this comedy show, obviously.

But wait — we also dove into AI creating a fake Brad Pitt vs. Tom Cruise fight scene that looks WAY too real. Is Hollywood cooked? Are writers panicking? Is Scott’s Austin Powers outfit technically AI at this point? Plus: Ryan Gosling hosting SNL, Kid Rock fighting ticket scalpers, Galentine’s Day movie rankings, Peter Gabriel birthday jams, and the most chaotic “Crap On Celebrities” you’ve heard all week.

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Clownvis arrived to help navigate Happy Friday the 13th… because nothing says romance like superstition, Swedish meatballs, and felony pickleball charges.

On this very important Friday The Rizzuto Show, we break down a wild IKEA shopping experience in St. Louis history — complete with mystery employees, suspicious levels of enthusiasm, and a man who may or may not have been powered by pure Colombian customer service. We also tackle a listener email that has us asking the big question: can you marry someone with zero ambition… or are you signing up for a lifetime of spaghetti-in-bed energy?

Plus:

• Friday the 13th superstitions that cost the economy millions
• The Texas police department offering to “arrest your ex” for Valentine’s Day (romantic??)
• Why getting married on Valentine’s Day might actually be a bad omen
• And a full-blown Florida pickleball brawl that proves retirement communities are just Fight Club with sunscreen

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Ever panic-walked into a flower shop and immediately regretted your existence? Same. Today on The Rizzuto Show, we break down the secret meanings behind Valentine’s flowers (yes, apparently hydrangeas mean “I’m sorry” and now we’re stressed) and discover that 32% of people straight-up abandon the flower store because feelings are complicated.

Then we play a game called Majority Rules… which quickly turns into Nobody Wins and Everyone Is Confused. From pizza toppings and superheroes to soda brands and smoothie fruits, we somehow made matching answers harder than filing taxes. It all comes down to Facebook vs. Instagram for a 46-year-old caller and honestly? That was the most strategic moment of the entire show.

If you like your comedy show chaotic, mildly competitive, and aggressively opinionated about bananas in smoothies, this episode delivers peak funny podcast energy. Welcome to your favorite daily show where nobody matches answers and everyone blames Clint for picking Pepsi.

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A dive bar in Philly just raised the age limit to 25 because college kids showed up with fake IDs so advanced they passed scanners… including one genius who used Benjamin Franklin as his photo and listed his address as the Liberty Bell. This is why we can’t have nice things.

On today’s daily comedy show chaos, the crew relives their own fake ID disasters (Sri Lankan licenses included), breaks down why Miley Cyrus is the early favorite for the next Super Bowl halftime show in LA, and debates whether Jelly Roll, Taylor Swift, or Post Malone would absolutely break the internet.

Then things get serious-ish as a new “forensic report” tries to reopen the Kurt Cobain case with fresh conspiracy fuel. Is it legit? Is it TikTok detectives doing TikTok detective things? The Rizz and the gang have thoughts.

We also hit:

• Gene Simmons vs. hip-hop in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (again 🙄)
• Eddie Vedder’s Pearl Jam drummer dilemma
• James Van Der Beek’s emotional message that wrecked Lern
• Grammy Hall of Fame inductions
• And, of course, Michael McDonald appreciation hour because STL royalty deserves respect.

It’s your favorite funny show doing what we do best — sarcastic humor, pop culture commentary, weird news, celebrity chaos, and just enough heart to keep it interesting.

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Are we heading toward a full-blown sextinction… or are we just too busy scrolling to notice? 👀

On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, the gang dives headfirst into the wild claim that Americans are having way less sex than ever — especially 22–34 year olds. Is it social media? Dating apps? AI companions? Low testosterone? Or are we just all tired and overstimulated? This daily comedy show breaks down the science, the sadness, and the absolute chaos behind modern romance.

We also ask the important questions:

• Can any woman walk into Helen’s and leave with free drinks AND a date?
• Are $10,000 “real dolls” the future of intimacy?
• Is bringing a silicone third wheel into your marriage a “soft launch”… or a fast track to divorce court?
• And what’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done for love?

Rafe tells the legendary “Message in a Bottle” story (yes, it involves a burned love letter, a Ford Ranger flare side, and a dad who deserved a medal). We also cover a 62-year-old retired colonel who sent classified military plans to impress a woman… and now he’s headed to federal prison. Because nothing says romance like espionage charges.

From astronauts in diapers to guys stealing moon rocks for motel romance, this funny podcast proves one thing: humans will absolutely ruin their lives trying to impress someone.

It’s messy. It’s hilarious. It’s slightly concerning.

It’s your favorite daily comedy chaos from the Rizz Show crew.

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