Come on in pull up a chair and grab yourself a glass of sweet tea, were gonna talk about political hypocrisy, what they're really doing and how it effects you, hopefully you will be motivated to make changes and question everything!

If you're looking for "Lets all hold hands and talk about "our" truths" then honey this isn't the podcast for you, if you want Southern savage, honest breakdowns, and smartass humor that makes you baptize your Grammas tablecloth in sweet tea, then honey come on up on the porch and lets talk....

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