In this episode, Russ and Nat discuss all things spooky with our special guest Grace O'Hara, who has volunteered and worked at Bee Meadow Farm for many years, and has a ban on ouija boards in her family.

Tune in for chocolate vs. dogs, creepy banshees, freaks of nature, rat cannibalism, two-headed bovines, Russ's lush and mobile eyebrows, Hallowe'en zebras, and a moving poetry recitation.

"We as a society only value something after it's gone, or when it's plastinated."

"Give me all your peanuts!"

"Mmmm, delicious rat flesh!"

And how do you pronounce "scone" anyway?!

In perhaps our most unhinged episode yet, we find out about Natalie's grade-school trauma and why 13 is her lucky number, then we discuss off-brand pets! For example, what pet would you end up with if you crossed our meat-lovin' former barn-cat Missy with demon-spawn mini-horse Katie? You'll have to listen to find out.

And don't miss our discussion of the true value of Natalie's eggs (chicken and otherwise), not to mention our foray into poop... is poo different if it's your child's? And by the way, Russ knows sh*t about chickens.

"Am I fantasizing this?"

"When it's yours, it's different!"

"Man. No chicken ever takes a better x-ray than my boy!"

If you like this episode, don't forget to share it with everyone you know! We won't rest until we are famous, or at least infamous.

In episode 12, Natalie and Russ discuss weird and wonderful animal hook-ups: bunny and goat, dog and pig, and even a foray into the tale of a boy in Kyrgyzstan raised by sheep!

We learn something new in every episode, and so will you, whether you want to or not.

"I promised myself I wasn't going to do this but... the OXPECKER."

"Let's talk about kids raised by animals” “THAT’S ME!”

"Carlos was in sexual overdrive." "Do you think that's why Squiggly is such a d**k now?"

PS: Natalie would like to apologize for her excessive snorting.