Tune in to our special Christmas episode where ee discuss nose ebola, Russ's stint as a Christmas cow-jockey, polydactyl calves (baby cows, not leg parts), a cat named Debbie, and so much more! GIVE IT A LISTEN! And we also try to answer a couple of listener questions. How do YOU get ready for Christmas?

PLUS: What would Russ's life have been like if his cat Snuffy had been named Debbie, seemingly unbothered by three Bassett Hounds?

"Debbie, shut that trap! I'm not giving you any more treats!"

"Kevin, you are what the French call 'Les incompetents'"

"I pack underwear like I'm going to have diarrhea eight to nine times a day!" - Russ

"Can't sh*t pants if no wear pants" - Russ's brother,(also the title of his future memoir)

In this episode, Russ and Nat discuss all things spooky with our special guest Grace O'Hara, who has volunteered and worked at Bee Meadow Farm for many years, and has a ban on ouija boards in her family.

Tune in for chocolate vs. dogs, creepy banshees, freaks of nature, rat cannibalism, two-headed bovines, Russ's lush and mobile eyebrows, Hallowe'en zebras, and a moving poetry recitation.

"We as a society only value something after it's gone, or when it's plastinated."

"Give me all your peanuts!"

"Mmmm, delicious rat flesh!"

And how do you pronounce "scone" anyway?!

In perhaps our most unhinged episode yet, we find out about Natalie's grade-school trauma and why 13 is her lucky number, then we discuss off-brand pets! For example, what pet would you end up with if you crossed our meat-lovin' former barn-cat Missy with demon-spawn mini-horse Katie? You'll have to listen to find out.

And don't miss our discussion of the true value of Natalie's eggs (chicken and otherwise), not to mention our foray into poop... is poo different if it's your child's? And by the way, Russ knows sh*t about chickens.

"Am I fantasizing this?"

"When it's yours, it's different!"

"Man. No chicken ever takes a better x-ray than my boy!"

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