In this episode, Russ and Nat discuss waggle and other animal dances, groupies with flowers and wine, action figures, working in pajamas, and more. They also muse about why they aren't famous yet, and who their sponsor would be if they were.

“That’s just my metric! Someone mass-produced several million 11” versions of me… yeah, that’s cool!”

“It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!”

“My *sshole grew another *shole that cringed…”’

"We be smirching that name all up and down these halls!"

Additional words of Russ-Nat wisdom:

"If you wanna be upset, be upset. I fyou wanna be happy, be happy. None of this (life) makes any sense. We are carbon-based people on a blue rock spinning through space.”

“If you wanna hang upside down from a hoop, hang upside down form a hoop!” Just don't fall and paralyze yourself.

Tune in to our special Christmas episode where ee discuss nose ebola, Russ's stint as a Christmas cow-jockey, polydactyl calves (baby cows, not leg parts), a cat named Debbie, and so much more! GIVE IT A LISTEN! And we also try to answer a couple of listener questions. How do YOU get ready for Christmas?

PLUS: What would Russ's life have been like if his cat Snuffy had been named Debbie, seemingly unbothered by three Bassett Hounds?

"Debbie, shut that trap! I'm not giving you any more treats!"

"Kevin, you are what the French call 'Les incompetents'"

"I pack underwear like I'm going to have diarrhea eight to nine times a day!" - Russ

"Can't sh*t pants if no wear pants" - Russ's brother,(also the title of his future memoir)

In this episode, Russ and Nat discuss all things spooky with our special guest Grace O'Hara, who has volunteered and worked at Bee Meadow Farm for many years, and has a ban on ouija boards in her family.

Tune in for chocolate vs. dogs, creepy banshees, freaks of nature, rat cannibalism, two-headed bovines, Russ's lush and mobile eyebrows, Hallowe'en zebras, and a moving poetry recitation.

"We as a society only value something after it's gone, or when it's plastinated."

"Give me all your peanuts!"

"Mmmm, delicious rat flesh!"

And how do you pronounce "scone" anyway?!