Get your hiking shoes (or just take them off completely) and let's climb these parenting hills we will absolutely die on! As seasoned moms, we are lowkey throwing milestone timelines out the window and just letting our kids grow at their own pace. In this episode, we go back and forth on our our strict household rules like why we stand ten toes down on "no shoes in the house" and why we will gladly make our kids a second dinner of cereal at 7:30 PM. We also discuss why escaping the house with our little monsters is always better than staying home, our realistic takes on daily screen time, and our hardcore stance on why you should never share toys if you can just leave them in the car. Plus, we get into the messy reality of banned household items like slime and Play-Doh, the absolute safety necessity of cutting grapes forever, and why you should never wake a sleeping baby under any circumstance. Finally, we even test ChatGPT to see how well it knows our personal pet peeves (spoiler alert: it called us out for being late). What crazy parenting hill do you die on? Drop it in the comments below, hit that notification bell, and subscribe!

• (00:00:01) - Baby's First Mother's Day
• (00:00:16) - In the Elevator With Deep Voices
• (00:00:53) - What Parenting HILL Will You Die On?
• (00:04:38) - 10 Parenting Rules That You Will Die On
• (00:06:59) - Diet and Working With Kids
• (00:09:36) - Parents Talk About The Hill They Die On
• (00:12:04) - The Hill of Sharing at the Pool
• (00:14:58) - Parents Talk About Kids' Play Doh
• (00:17:25) - Never Wake A Sleeping Baby
• (00:20:11) - Parents Talk About The Hill
• (00:22:34) - 3 Parenting Tips For Using a Shopping Cart
• (00:25:31) - 7 Rules For Being A Good Mom
• (00:28:15) - Joey On People's Confessions