Y'all, I am STILL recovering from this one! We sat down with Jason, this former Beverly Hills hairdresser who's seen EVERYTHING—and I mean EVERYTHING—behind the chair. This man has stories that'll make you spit out your wine (or your breakfast martini if you're living that Dallas housewife life).

Jason spills ALL the tea about what happens in those high-end Beverly Hills salons with the two-way mirrors where celebrities can hide from paparazzi. He tells us about clients who down TWO BOTTLES of wine during a highlight appointment, drunk salon meltdowns over "lesbian haircuts," and housekeepers being forced to clean glass butt plugs (I literally can't make this shit up).

We get into the WILDEST celebrity encounters that had me sweating (and not just because I'm having a hot flash)—including one where Steve-O was "walking the llama" if you know what I mean (and if you don't, you'll find out!). Jason also shares a terrifying home invasion story that had me clutching my pearls.

And don't even get me started on the story about the first cousin threesome with "no-no zones" that had me questioning if I was ready to hear this tea. Turns out hairdressers know ALL your secrets, especially the ones involving zucchinis that'll have you looking at your produce drawer differently.

If you've ever wondered what your stylist is REALLY thinking or what celebs are like when the cameras are off, this episode is for you. Just maybe don't listen around your kids unless you want them asking what a "no-no zone" is.

Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, or wherever you pretend to work while actually listening to podcasts.

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