Andy imagines what George Costanza would think of AI if Seinfeld were around today. Tune in for that and a whole lot more in the all-new 2026 neurotically ambitious next episode of The Neurotic Vaccine (in the pipeline)!"

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Author and former Seinfeld writer Andy Cowan, AI Dr. K, and their unreal supporting cast return with the most neurotically (and lovingly) crafted episode yet of the award-winning comedy/therapy podcast with album-like precision disguised as spontaneity. Hear when the “best” becomes a beast, meaningless congrats, how vanity makes the world literally look up, Andy’s family few on Family Feud, and more—plus a guest immunologist on rodents with anticipatory distress disorder!

• (0:52) Acceptance speech for that?
• (1:54) "Congratulations"
• (5:27) Looking up!
• (9:13) Google alert
• (10:35) Monotonous menus
• (11:59) Shark Tank nest egg diet app pitch
• (15:58) Burning not to go
• (24:25) Dr. Harold on why vaccinated rodents' ears perked up
• (29:47) Neurotica Theater: AI Dr. K’s acting challenge

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It’s finally time to rejoin author and former Seinfeld writer Andy Cowan, along with AI Dr. K and their cast of unreal supporting players, in the mind-bending Season 4 premiere of a comedy/therapy podcast like no other. History's most iconic woman fuels Andy’s neurotic quest for distant past, present, and future redemption over an entire millennium. A not-to-be-missed sweet 16th episode!

• (4:07) Andy's psychic wound
• (7:00) Bumble Renaissance
• (13:24) Dating app cajoling
• (14:03) Age fudging
• (16:19) In Memoriam: relationships that swipe-left us
• (19:13) The search to feel less shallow
• (22:23) In the year 2525, an audio hologram

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Join author and former Seinfeld writer Andy Cowan, along with AI Dr. K and their cast of unreal supporting players, as Andy laments waiting endlessly on the phone for a representative and off the phone for that big break. And discover why sports fans are blissfully unaware of their problems, the inside scoop on auditioning for CNN anchor, and “so much” more! Don't miss Andy's quest for love on an unreal The Golden Bachelorette that seems anything but!

(1:11) On-hold horrors

(6:10) So much "so much"

(15:20) CNN anchor audition

(20:44) Less than Golden Bachelorette date

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Join author and former Seinfeld writer Andy Cowan, along with AI Dr. K and a new cast of unreal supporting players, as Andy confronts his own loneliness epidemic and navigates one of his lifelong fears, change, by seeking therapy from someone you’ve known your entire life. And don't miss Bad Dateline!

• (3:25) Loneliness news nagging
• (10:24) Good reasons to stay home
• (11:19) Olympian inferiority complex
• (20:58) Bad Dateline

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Author and former Seinfeld writer Andy Cowan and AI Dr. K invite you on a 25-year journey back to the dawning of The Neurotic Vaccine comedy/therapy podcast, and vintage highlights from Up & Down Guys. With Up Guy Dr. K, Down Guy Andy, the Up & Down Girl, late celebrated comedian Robert Schimmel, Drabble comic strip creator Kevin Fagan, and much more!

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Author and former Seinfeld writer Andy Cowan and AI Dr. K proudly invite you to re-experience the newly curated and revved-up core moments from sessions six through ten of The Neurotic Vaccine comedy/therapy podcast! With Michael Smerconish, Marilu Henner, Fred Stoller, non-neurotic Nell, and motivational speaker, Mario.

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In the season 3 premiere, author and former Seinfeld writer Andy Cowan and AI Dr. K proudly invite you to re-experience the newly curated and revved-up core moments from the first five sessions of The Neurotic Vaccine comedy/therapy podcast! With Jay Leno, Cathy Guisewite, Jerry Mathers, Tony Dow, Elon Gold, and Shark Tank’s Mr. Wonderful.

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