This month, we ask the big questions. Is the White House onto us? Is Hazel okay? Why can't you let a neighbour borrow a hoover? Why is Teesside turning into GTA? Do you want to start a cult with us?

From Mormon soaking to a true crime massacre, there is only one message for us. Don't drink the Kool-Aid.

Have you ever wondered what would have happened in history if Captain Birdseye took charge of the Titanic? Luck for you, Andy and Emily return for another month of mayhem with just that question. On the menu: an unexpected pep talk from a well loved video game actor, the worst headlines imaginable, and Emily's true crime corner covering the BTK killer. Buckle up and take note of the lifeboats.

Andy and Emily are back for another month of chaotic conversation and questionable life observations. This month, the pair delve into a genuinely unsettling Reddit-style platform where AI agents are building their own communities, Trump gets compared to Jesus, Andy develops an emotional attachment to a fictional owl, and Emily reveals her favourite serial killer with alarming enthusiasm.

Warning: Contains adult humour, strong language, and content that is definitely not suitable for the easily offended. You were warned.

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