Kirsty and Simon are back after a weeks sabbatical and Episode 10 is a rollercoaster of updates, revelations, and the kind of random tangents that make you wonder how they ever stay on topic.

Kicking things off, we get the Kirsty Update—she’s been living her best life, probably sipping tea from a mug that says “Boss Lady” while plotting world domination. Meanwhile, Simon´s update reveals he’s been up to his usual antics—likely something involving hurting himself or arguing with the neighbor’s cat. Then comes a revelation, no spoilers, but let’s just say one of them drops a truth bomb so big it could knock the Wi-Fi out. Kirsty pivots to her latest brag—she’s got two swingy chairs, and she’s convinced the Kardashians nicked her idea in their present to Kris Jenner... “I’m basically a Kardashian influencer now,” she declares, while Simon mutters something about her needing a reality check instead of a reality show. They also tackle a big question as Kirsty suddenly declares that Spanish schools probably have the same issues as British ones, just in a different language? which is followed by lots of laughing until finally, the episode crescendos with Kirsty and Simon coming to a dramatic decision.

What could it be!

Kirsty and Simon run a small, yet perfectly formed, Bed & Breakfast in the mountains, 30 mins north of Malaga in Southern Spain.

Six years, one pandemic, two guesthouses, 3 series of A New Life In The Sun, this is their journey...! The good, the bad and the ugly, nothing is off the breakfast table.

Thanks for joining us

Kirsty & Simon xx

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Season 6, Episode 9 of The Journey with Kirsty and Simon kicks off a bit heavy—think Simon’s existential crisis meets Kirsty’s caffeine withdrawal, but don’t worry, we lighten the load quick.

Ever wondered what a lamb’s got to do with Easter? Neither did we... Then we plunge into the new Disney Snow White movie—spoiler: Simon’s got big opinions, while Kirsty’s just here for the apples. Speaking of drama, Kirsty’s raving about The Father—she’s ready to nab a starring role in the next stage production, probably as the confused furniture. Summer’s allegedly on its way, or so the flies buzzing round our office reckon—cheeky sods didn’t get the memo about keeping the noise down. Sunday’s UK Mother’s Day, so cue Simon not caring while Kirsty plots a day with the chiddlers and says ‘Cheers for not disowning me.’

Also involved is a heated debate on how to say ‘croissant’—is it ‘cwah-sont’ or ‘cross-aunt’? Answers on a postcard, preferably with a lamb sketch.

Oh, and breaking news: Kirsty’s now brave enough to ride a roller coaster since she’s stopped shitting herself in lifts—progress, folks!

Grab some tea and a croissant.

This season 6 expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way.

Kirsty and Simon run a small, yet perfectly formed, Bed & Breakfast in the mountains, 30 mins north of Malaga in Southern Spain.

Six years, one pandemic, two guesthouses, 3 series of A New Life In The Sun, this is their journey...! The good, the bad and the ugly, nothing is off the breakfast table.

Thanks for joining us

Kirsty & Simon xx

www.casakisi.com

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Buckle up for another wild ride with Kirsty and Simon as they dive into a chaotic mix of life’s quirks, rants, and random revelations! This week, the duo kicks things off with Bellend Monday, unloading their frustrations about the week’s most irritating characters—because who doesn’t need a good vent to start the week?

From there, they explore the Let Them Theory, debating whether it’s better to let people be their messy selves or step in and sort them out. Spoiler: Kirsty’s got strong opinions, and Simon’s just along for the laugh.

Things take a surreal turn with AI on Jerry Springer, where they imagine a world of artificial intelligence hashing it out on daytime TV—think Grok throwing chairs at Siri while Jerry referees. Speaking of Grok, the pair can’t resist poking fun at the idea that Grok has daddy issues, speculating on what kind of cosmic parenting drama xAI’s creation might be working through.

The weather gets a shoutout too, as they lament how the rain in Spain never stops this March, turning their usual sunny anecdotes into a soggy saga. Meanwhile, Ollie struts into the conversation with his potential new boots.

Back in the UK, Kirsty and Simon unpack the phenomenon of the UK TikTok Tea Time Alarm—is it a genius national ritual or just another app-driven distraction? Finally, they wrap up with a cheeky question: who’s up for a double Sunday? The hosts pitch their dream of extending the weekend, complete with extra roast dinners and zero guilt.

Tune in for the usual blend of banter, absurdity, and unexpected wisdom—Kirsty and Simon are here to make your day a little weirder and a lot more fun!

This season 6 expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way.

Kirsty and Simon run a small, yet perfectly formed, Bed & Breakfast in the mountains, 30 mins north of Malaga in Southern Spain.

Six years, one pandemic, two guesthouses, 3 series of A New Life In The Sun, this is their journey...! The good, the bad and the ugly, nothing is off the breakfast table.

Thanks for joining us

Kirsty & Simon xx

www.casakisi.com

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Kirsty and Simon are back with their usual brew of banter, mulling over lots of things as usual, some interesting, some guesthouse, some inane!

Kirsty kicks off with Sundays—why the slow, cozy haze? Is it roast dinners or the weather that makes it? Simon rambles on about something or other about drinking habits until they call it a day.

Head of Security, Derik, shines by alerting them to guest arrivals. Kirsty paints the scene of Derik’s tail-wagging announcements, and muses he is Employee of the Month material...

Tea time stirs up a spat: Kirsty has no idea what the difference is before Simon thinks he can explain but fails. For all those who want to know...? Afternoon tea’s the posh one, high tea’s heartier. Kirsty’s eyeing scones, Simon’s dreaming of pie.

Then they dive into With Love, Meghan on Netflix—Kirsty’s hooked on Meghan’s jam-making and flower-arranging, calling it “posh but oddly soothing.” Simon’s less sold, grumbling that it’s “too much faffing about” and wondering why there’s no episode on bacon sarnies. They spar over whether it’s aspirational or just bonkers, with Kirsty questioning peoples opinions and why anyone needs them, ironically giving her opinion.

The late check-in drama reaches a conclusion. Was it a drama or merely a storm in an afternoon tea cup.

Orange Juice gate has an update. Is there a resolution in sight!

Kirsty wraps with her bargain of the week—something she snagged for a steal, but she’s coy on details. “It’s something I´ve wanted for ages,” she smirks, while Simon has no choice but to agree... for once!

Tune in for the laughs, tangents, and tea and much more - Head of Security-approved!

This season 6 expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way.

Kirsty and Simon run a small, yet perfectly formed, Bed & Breakfast in the mountains, 30mins north of Malaga in Southern Spain.

Six years, one pandemic, two guesthouses, 3 series of A New Life In The Sun, this is their journey...! The good, the bad and the ugly, nothing is off the breakfast table.

Thanks for joining us

Kirsty & Simon xx

www.casakisi.com

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Buckle up, Journeyers, because this week’s episode is a wild ride through late check-ins, cloudy eyes, and a citrus showdown for the ages! Kirsty and Simon are back with their usual chaos, and things kick off with Kirsty inexplicably acknowledging that she repeats EVERYTHING Simon says—like, everything. “Pass the mic,” says Simon. “Pass the mic,” echoes Kirsty.

Meanwhile, employee Clive’s cataracts are stealing the spotlight (or blurring it, at least). The poor guy’s squinting his way through life, and Kirsty and Simon have some very helpful suggestions—like “just get new eyes, Clive!” Late check-ins are also on the menu, with tales of flustered guests, driving in the dark, with Simon and Kirsty having to decide when is a late check in a late check in.

Then, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for: Employee of the Month gets crowned! Cue the imaginary trumpets and a heated debate over who’s earned the title—spoiler alert, it’s not Clive’s cataracts. But the real drama unfolds when Kirsty drops a bombshell: she doesn’t recommend something (gasp!). What could it be?

Finally, it’s breakfast juices that sparks the fire—Simon’s all about the orange while Kirsty’s Team Anything will do. Voices are raised, juice is spilled (metaphorically, we hope), and the great OJ debate leaves us all questioning our breakfast choices.

Join Kirsty and Simon for an episode packed with laughs, echoes, and a little bit of eyesight woes. Will Clive see the light? Will Kirsty stop parroting Simon? And who’s right about orange juice? Tune in to find out—your journey starts now!

This season 6 expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way.

Kirsty and Simon run a small, yet perfectly formed, Bed & Breakfast in the mountains, 30mins north of Malaga in Southern Spain.

Six years, one pandemic, two guesthouses, 3 series of A New Life In The Sun, this is their journey...! The good, the bad and the ugly, nothing is off the breakfast table.

Thanks for joining us

Kirsty & Simon xx

www.casakisi.com

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Join Kirsty and Simon for another wild ride on The Journey! In this episode, we’re diving into the chaos of the Unlikely Beige Uniform—because who knew beige could be so fabulous? We check into The Rat Ritz (yes, it’s as glamorous as it sounds) and debate whether The Lady Cave is just juvenile or secretly genius. Plus, big news: Our Afternoon Tea is finally live on the website - grab your scones and tune in! Kirsty drops a spoiler alert on her latest recommends, and Simon officially hangs up his quill as the family´s poem writer. Expect laughs, tangents, and the usual dose of Kirsty-and-Simon magic!

This season 6 expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way.

Kirsty and Simon run a small, yet perfectly formed, Bed & Breakfast in the mountains, 30mins north of Malaga in Southern Spain.

Six years, one pandemic, two guesthouses, 3 series of A New Life In The Sun, this is their journey...! The good, the bad and the ugly, nothing is off the breakfast table.

Thanks for joining us

Kirsty & Simon xx

www.casakisi.com

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In this weeks episode, Kirsty and Simon are back from a short sojourn to Liverpool where unsurprisingly it wasn´t very warm, and where they also discovered a quite amazing restaurant. They discuss lots of things to do with the B&B including new Spanish government required guest reservation info and lots of Afternoon Tea choices. There is an update on the Hair and Body Wash saga and a chat about annoying voice notes on WhatsApp gets quite heated.

This season 6 expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way.

Kirsty and Simon run a small, yet perfectly formed, Bed & Breakfast in the mountains, 30mins north of Malaga in Southern Spain.

Six years, one pandemic, two guesthouses, 3 series of A New Life In The Sun, this is their journey...! The good, the bad and the ugly, nothing is off the breakfast table.

Thanks for joining us

Kirsty & Simon xx

www.casakisi.com

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This week, Kirsty has a new assistant and boy, does she feel special! This podcast appears to more famous than Joanne and Vogues My Therapist Ghosted Me, Simon is concerned as it seems Kirsty has moved on already, first guests have been and gone, and is the Langham Hotels´ cream tea just a bit much?

This season 6 expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way.

Kirsty and Simon run a small, yet perfectly formed, Bed & Breakfast in the mountains, 30mins north of Malaga in Southern Spain.

Six years, one pandemic, two guesthouses, 3 series of A New Life In The Sun, this is their journey...! The good, the bad and the ugly, nothing is off the breakfast table.

Thanks for joining us

Kirsty & Simon xx

www.casakisi.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.