A complete (ish) history of the wind quintet, and why it’s the sexiest chamber music group in the classical music canon.

I also explore why we say “chamber” and discuss the wankiness of it.

Grma x

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Or if you'd rather not spend money, subscribing to my YouTube channel and following me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok is a HUGE way to support the podcast. It'll cost you nothing, and it really makes a difference to the algorithm gods. So please interact however you can; like, comment, or subscribe, and help keep this podcast lit x

And finally; use the code “INLINEG” online or in person at Flute Center for; 5% off accessories, 10% off all sheet music, free shipping on new instruments and free shipping to trial instruments (USA only.)

Chapters:

00:00 - Wee Music for Wee Rooms

07:30 - Francesco or Franz

16:58 - Anton Reicha AKA Dad

22:05 - Woodwinds Revolution

A look at Self Determination Theory, Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs, Expectancy Theory and how it all affects the classical musician.

Followed by a small caveat on the mediocrity of Turkish cuisine.

Grma x

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Or if you'd rather not spend money, subscribing to my YouTube channel and following me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok is a HUGE way to support the podcast. It'll cost you nothing, and it really makes a difference to the algorithm gods. So please interact however you can; like, comment, or subscribe, and help keep this podcast lit x

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Chapters:

00:00 - Submitted Poetry

05:46 - Intrinsic, Extrinsic and Other Motivations

11:43 - Maslow’s Pyramids

14:58 - Self Determination Theory (SDT)

18:33 - Expectancy Theory and Ageism

26:40 - Applying Motivation

Tempo has became part of the lexicon of modern football, however it’s always been a core term in classical music parlance.

I take a look at the etymology of the word, the exclusionary nature of it in English and how exactly to define it across both disciplines.

Grma x

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Or if you'd rather not spend money, subscribing to my YouTube channel and following me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok is a HUGE way to support the podcast. It'll cost you nothing, and it really makes a difference to the algorithm gods. So please interact however you can; like, comment, or subscribe, and help keep this podcast lit x

And finally; use the code “INLINEG” online or in person at Flute Center for; 5% off accessories, 10% off all sheet music, free shipping on new instruments and free shipping to trial instruments (USA only.)

Chapters:

00:00 - Ian Holloway on Hamsters

07:07 - Etymology of Tempo

15:44 - Beethoven’s Metronome

22:00 - Beethoven’s Italian Mess

26:48 - What’s in it for you?

This week’s episode went a little off the rails as I chat about the power of nostalgia and the guilt of self-assigned artistic goals.

Sorry I missed last week, there’s an apology in here too.

grma x

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Or if you'd rather not spend money, subscribing to my YouTube channel and following me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok is a HUGE way to support the podcast. It'll cost you nothing, and it really makes a difference to the algorithm gods. So please interact however you can; like, comment, or subscribe, and help keep this podcast lit x

And finally; use the code “INLINEG” online or in person at Flute Center for; 5% off accessories, 10% off all sheet music, free shipping on new instruments and free shipping to trial instruments (USA only.)

Chapters:

00:00 - Self-Assigned Pressure

11:15 - Why Nostalgia is so Lovely

20:50 - Emotional Investment as a Listener

30:42 - Paddy Begs for his Supper

My wee mate Jasper is an expert on the Irish language and Irish mythology, and twice a month we have pints and talk about fairies.

I finally got round to doing it in front of a camera; so enjoy this collection of Irish stories involving the flute and/or music (with an accent so gorgeous it almost rivals my own.)

Grma x

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Or if you'd rather not spend money, subscribing to my YouTube channel and following me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok is a HUGE way to support the podcast. It'll cost you nothing, and it really makes a difference to the algorithm gods. So please interact however you can; like, comment, or subscribe, and help keep this podcast lit x

And finally; use the code “INLINEG” online or in person at Flute Center for; 5% off accessories, 10% off all sheet music, free shipping on new instruments and free shipping to trial instruments (USA only.)

Chapters:

00:00 - An Intro

04:03 - The Dagda and Magic Harps

16:45 - Finn MacCool

29:30 - Samhain and The Bible

41:10 - The Tale of Lugh

47:16 - Two Musical Stories

Tom has been slowly bringing his own self-made flutes to my Irish music sessions here in Cologne for months now; and now that I’ve got round to interviewing, he’s on the verge of launching a business (Misu Instruments, check them in IG).

If you wanna know about flute-making, various scales, mushrooms, drones, twisty things and holes; this is your episode. It was an absolute blast, I can’t recommend this one enough.

Grma x

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Or if you'd rather not spend money, subscribing to my YouTube channel and following me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok is a HUGE way to support the podcast. It'll cost you nothing, and it really makes a difference to the algorithm gods. So please interact however you can; like, comment, or subscribe, and help keep this podcast lit x

And finally; use the code “INLINEG” online or in person at Flute Center for; 5% off accessories, 10% off all sheet music, free shipping on new instruments and free shipping to trial instruments (USA only.)

Chapters:

00:00 - An Intro

04:20 - All I Want For Christmas is Tom

16:20 - Around the World in Scales

28:30 - Tom’s Twisty Instruments

42:10 - Drone Flutes

53:10 - Misu Instruments

A small note:

Tom was concerned about not providing accurate enough information about the history of native flutes and drone flutes. For a good starting point for further research, check out this video:

https://youtu.be/XYFg9zKWEHI?si=37jkDsRLRZh-rsn-

Happy Christmas you filthy animals. Here’s the top 5 things I’ve found myself explaining to students over the last 15 years of teaching.

From music theory to true French expression; I can’t believe I’m giving this away for free. Maybe the Guinness has finally got to me.

Anyway, happy holidays, big smooches, see yous in 2026!

Grma x

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And finally; use the code “INLINEG” online or in person at Flute Center for; 5% off accessories, 10% off all sheet music, free shipping on new instruments and free shipping to trial instruments (USA only.)

Chapters:

00:00 - Wine Fuelled Intros

05:57 - 5: Music Theory for Dummies

11:36 - 4: Contextual Interpretation (I know)

20:40 - 3: Dr Technique

29:05 - 2: Easy Phrasing

32:34 - 1: Free French Phrasing

The Social Media Personality mini-series finally get’s another entry, albeit 2 months later, however you’d all agree it’s worth the wait.

This week, Norwegian flute powerhouse Eirik AKA EirikFlute, talks about his career, politics in social media, flute forum, prioritising happiness and red wine. Delicious.

Grma x

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Or if you'd rather not spend money, subscribing to my YouTube channel and following me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok is a HUGE way to support the podcast. It'll cost you nothing, and it really makes a difference to the algorithm gods. So please interact however you can; like, comment, or subscribe, and help keep this podcast lit x

And finally; use the code “INLINEG” online or in person at Flute Center for; 5% off accessories, 10% off all sheet music, free shipping on new instruments and free shipping to trial instruments (USA only.)

Chapters

00:00 - An Intro Fit for a King

04:15 - The Changing Face of Social Media

11:25 - Hate Crimes

23:50 - Benefits of Social Media

35:00 - Midnight in Norway

49:50 - Quick Fire Fun