Our four dumb asses are back in our seats for your quarterly allotment of comedy. We can't wait for you to hear June's episode. But here we are and here's what you got.

1. Warm Up: How would you respond to a guy sending your girl a mermaid emoji?
2. How difficult is it to sell knives?
3. What are some good and lesser-known food combinations?
4. Midshow Pt 1: Ranking sparkling waters
5. Actual Midshow - RANT: Pokemon actually blows.
6. If your pants pockets had video game inventory logic, what things would you carry around?
7. Is the shopping cart theory true? Do you return your shopping cart?
8. Post Theme 1: Glinko ponders self-sucking
9. Post Theme 2: Glinko ponders the uniqueness of farts

708-433-9153 text/call and your questions can be on next year's episode! See you bozos next time!

Get used to sporadic episodes! Smitty and Rico are full time dads which is a lot different of a lifestyle than what we started with back in 2016. But when we get back together there's magic and a whole lot of complaints about society. Here's what we got this episode:

1. Intro: Do you use the 1-ply toilet paper barrier on public toilets?
2. How would you feel gifting or receiving a pubic manicure gift?
3. What are our predictions and manisfestations for 2025?
4. Would you use an Epipen-style medicine to prevent pants shitting?
5. Post Theme: The Wiener Mobile driver's salary

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The title may be misleading. This episode is VERY loosely Halloween related thanks to our listener GLINKO STINKO and his question around Halloween. Also, it's our pleasure to officially publish the location of our prior show. If you're a fan of the current show, a selection of our old show is available minus bonus episodes and the (very terrible) first 25 episodes. Enjoy several hours of content. Link below. Here's what we got this week.

1. Intro Part 1: When are you releasing more goddamn content?
2. Intro Part 2: Do you pee dick out only or balls out too?
3. Intro Part 3: What household item could you give away on Halloween and not run out?
4. When have teachers or professors derailed classes with long tangent stories?
5. When is the most inopportune time to give or get a little forehead kiss?
6. Midshow: Crunchy/Crusty/Crispy, Soft/Smushy/Squishy, Butthole/Asshole/Anus
7. What's the deal with gaping porn?
8. What Impractical Jokers style punishment would we inflict on each other?
9. Power Rangers talk

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