It’s the Pilot episode, our first time, so please be gentle. The guys actually get right to it, the Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon (UAP) hearings on capital hill. Bergen, Burchett, Daggum Bullshit. UFO or UAP, call it whatever you like so long as we get paid.

Standards: Local Color - Holy Roller Edition (God only needed 10 commandments, hometown USA open survey). What’s In the Glass?

Tangents: Who even needs healthcare? You can’t park here. Casting the caucus. Pressing our luck. Alienating global super powers. Killer coolers from outer space. X gonna give it to ya. How do you spell sarcasm? Love your library. School days past. Is earth for sale? Taking ET for granted. Sports balls and skepticism. Smoking with the stoics in our matrix. Seeing stars. Musk is not an ox, he’s an alien. Goodnight John Boy.

Main: Call to order. Elmo needs a drink. Panel introductions. Tic Toc, Tic Tac, Bubblegum. The Grusch: smooth solo operator sent from the future or full bird brain? Fishing from a skiff. Grusch gotta get paid, Burchett wanna get laid. I’m not a UFO person. Fox in the henhouse. Who invited this pirate? Rich people being relatable. AOC enables notifications. Just send Brad an email. Johnny Knoxville goes to Washington. UFOs? Not really, no. You can tell us, you can trust us. Handpicking the UAP advisory panel. I'm just here for the insider trading. Is there anybody out there who wants our stuff?