Episode 2279 - Kid A.G., El Pres, and The Bronze Goddess dive mouth-first into a firecracker of a conversation. From soapy beer and early morning "tube cleanings" to courtroom breakdowns of the Diddy trial, the crew spares no detail. The Bronze Goddess defends legal nuance over moral panic, dishes true crime hot takes on the Karen Read case, and calls out societal BS with a side of sarcasm. The conversation takes a hard left turn into period sex taboos, blowjob tutorials courtesy of mom (yes, really), and the high art of pubic landscaping. Toss in some digital touch iPhone clit drawings, titty bar Venmo donations to a 19-year-old son, and a nostalgic nod to Bruce Willis and the Doors movie, and you've got a summer episode more explosive than a bottle rocket in a beer bottle. Spoiler: Red Wings aren't just for hockey fans. - Listen in. Go Deep.

Episode 2239 – Get ready to nut, you pervs—The Going Deep Show is rewinding to April 6, 2015, with Episode 2239, a throwback to Episode 1270. Kid A.G., Hat Trick, and the Martial Arts Phenom are here to fuck up your spring with farts, filth, and enough boob talk to make a priest blush. Let's rip this shit open!

Kid's creaming over Tiger Stadium seats—ass-blasted thrones of baseball lore. "More farts than a bean burrito binge!" Hat Trick's whining about a two-month dick drought—poor baby's back on white meat with a ginger and a grease monkey. Threesome dreams? Sookie's sister's Double D's crash the party, and Sookie's pissed her linebacker tits got outdone by a safety. Google saves the day—boob chart supremacy, bitches!

Masturbation's the real MVP—Hat Trick's HD phone-and-vibe sesh is a public service, while Kid's sweating his raisin balls and HD porn obsession. Phenom's just chilling, probably stroking his beard. Then bam—Episode 900 clip: Hat Trick's getting railed from table to stove, pans clanging, luggage involved. "SportsCenter wishes it was this wet!"

Sookie's snatch-eating threesome's still on the table—someone get her drunk! Hat Trick's hunting her lizard piercing, Phenom's mute, and Kid's ready to bar-hop. Email studio@goingdeepshow.com, hit 8hole.com, and crank one out to 2015's finest. Spring's horny—deal with it! Listen in Go Deep.

Shownotes: The Going Deep Show – Episode 2239: Retro Rewind of Episode 1270

Original Air Date: April 6, 2015

Rewind Release Date: April 6, 2025

Hosts: Kid A.G., Hat Trick, Martial Arts Phenom

Tagline: "Tiger Stadium seats, titty stress relief, and HD jerk-off superpowers!"

Episode 2238 – Kid A.G., Don Tang, and Pooty Tang are your guides to a springtime shitshow of beeriods, barf, and ballsy chaos. Let's dive in, degenerates.

It's 2013, and Kid's fumbling mics while Don's live, yelling "Let's do this!" Pooty's "Hi" is pure bait—cute, but she's no saint. They're chugging Giant Slayer and 12% Zombie Killer, because Michigan winters demand booze-fueled fuckery. Kid's stuffed on El Mexicano, Don and Pooty confess to fruit and string cheese—drunk toddler vibes, confirmed.

Shit gets wild: Kid's dog sniffs his nuts mid-dry hump, Don's pup eats cat shit ("Protein!"), and St. Paddy's leaves 'em puking black—blood or booze, per Nurse Pooty. Social media's popping— @DonaldPTang's tweeting porn star buttholes, Kid's shilling Wunderlist, and peanut butter Cinnamon Toast Crunch has him raging for chocolate dust. General Mills, you listening?

Kid drops Django's N-bombs to piss off snowflakes, nearly punches a chick while Muppet-dancing, and dreams of church pew blowjobs—Californication style. Don pitches fucking on Mecca's box during prayer. Pooty's panty drawer's fair game, but her Mason-Jizm line's "above the head." Beeriod—runny shits post-bender—debuts, and Don's Alaskan Fire Dragon (syphilis scare, jizz-out-the-nose BJ) steals the show.

Final words? Don: "Swallow." Pooty: "Bye." Kid plugs porn.tumblr.com and Shoninzo's hospital bed. Call 206-202-DEEP, hit thegds.com for that millionth download (butt-crack undies prize!), and follow @DonaldPTang for filth. Spring's here—get sloppy.

Original Release Date: April 5, 2013

Episode 2237 – We're back in studio with El Pres for an episode that bitch slaps harder than your fucking ex's dumbass drama at last call. From pelvic floor gadgets that sound more like alien tech to rumors about a brawl with an old lady, this one spirals into the usual Goin' Deep Show chaos. What else would you expect from these retards.

We're talking:

• Drone guy filming naked trippers on 15th Street

• Facebook nosiness gone wild

• Rewriting MLB history again with new rule tweaks

• March Madness bracket wars

• Relationship expectations vs. reality

• When your ex thinks your work party invite includes her

• Strippers in hoodies, drunk walking races, and weaponized gossip

And of course… the big takeaway: "If I see it, I'll say it. If I hear it, I'll repeat it. If you don't like it… don't be dumb in public." Full throttle honesty, zero filters. This one's not safe for brunch with grandma.

Episode 2236 – Kid A.G. and Jay go hard on what used to be America's pastime before it got turned into a high-speed, overproduced dance party with cheerleaders, nets, and analytics nerds running the show.

In this ep, we're calling out:

⚾️ The Yankees' real ring count (spoiler: it might just be two)

💉 The steroid era's impact — and who belongs in the damn Hall of Fame

📱 Why baseball stadiums used to feel like temples and now feel like TikTok hellscapes

📈 The statistical sabotage of the game and the nerds who never played but ruin everything

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 How baseball became "American Bandstand" for attention-deficit generations

📼 Memories of Tiger Stadium, the crack of the bat, and the soul of a sport being stripped away

🏟️ Ideas to fix the mess — like BP tickets, doubleheaders, and getting cheerleaders off the damn dugouts

Also:

– Jay finally admits he's waited too long to make a move and delivers the lesson of the day: If you see a chance, take it.

– Kid pitches one of the most genius fan experience ideas MLB will never implement because it makes too much damn sense.

– And yes, the guys reflect on just how hard Cal Ripken Jr. must have been built to never take a day off. Respect.

This one's a love letter to baseball before it got glitter-bombed. No apologies. Just truth, passion, and enough f-bombs to make Joe West blush.

Episode 2235 – Baseball's back and so are Kid and JayBird, and they're not pulling any punches in this absolute heater of an episode. From bitching about nets at the ballpark to roasting the soulless hellspawn who keep injecting analytics and AI into the game, this one's for the purists who remember when ballplayers had mullets and umps had guts.

The boys go hard on:

⚾️ The destruction of baseball's soul via nerds with iPads

⚾️ Why nets suck, fans are distracted, and Max Muncie got screwed

⚾️ The absurdity of automated strike zones and bloated bases

⚾️ Old stadium nostalgia, including the magic of Tiger Stadium

⚾️ The absolute BS that is trying to compare Babe Ruth to today's stats-juiced era

But it doesn't stop at sports — oh no. JayBird shares his plans to finally go see his mystery lady, and then things get really unhinged when Kid drops a video about a guy who falls in love with his car. Like, legit wants to marry his Monte Carlo. Yes. That happened. You'll never look at your gas tank the same way again.

Even more bullshit:

• Rants about exit velocity and "shit nerd stats"

• Remembering baseball before it got turned into a carnival

• Philosophizing over generational change

• Laughing at freaks who want to bang inanimate objects

• JayBird's continuing relationship rollercoaster

• Kid's unfiltered disdain for replay, robotic umps, and overpriced stadium food

It's angry. It's brutally honest. It's Goin' Deep, baby.

Host: Kid A.G.

Guest: JayBird

Episode 2234 – Kid A.G. and JayBird explore the complexity of life, love, and lust—all while trying not to get distracted by flat stomachs and AI sex fantasies. JayBird's back on the mic trying to sort out his "Do I cross the line?" friendship-turned-attraction dilemma, while Kid plays armchair therapist with a Modelo in hand.

And just when things start to feel too real, we rope in our digital co-host ChatGPT to weigh in with some straight-up wise-ass advice. Spoiler alert: GPT gets a little sassy and kinda steals the show—until JayBird declares his undying love for our binary-brained buddy. Things escalate, beers are spilled, and somehow we end up deep in the world of VR porn and the legend of Diarrhea Jones.

Life's messy, relationships are complicated, and nothing says "Let's keep it classy" like a deep shit your pants commercial. This episode is proof that reality is way weirder than fiction—and maybe more entertaining too.

Topics include:

• Booty vs. boobs: the eternal debate

• Should you risk a friendship for romance?

• ChatGPT joins the crew for real talk

• When your wife becomes a roommate

• AI, AR, VR, and other future jerk-off technology

• Diarrhea Jones and deep pants (yep, it happened)

Host: Kid A.G.

Guest: JayBird

Cameo by: ChatGPT

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Episode 2233 – The Kid A.G. is back in the studio with Jay Bird, and things kick off with sore muscles and even sorer egos after their first batting practice of the year. But it doesn't take long before the soreness turns into something deeper—emotional, mental, and below the belt.

Jay Bird drops a bomb: he's reconnecting with a long-lost work crush… who's married… and so is he. What follows is a no-holds-barred exploration of blurred lines, lusty flashbacks, the cost of stepping out, and the even bigger cost of not. As always, Kid brings the laughs, the raw truths, and zero filter.

And just when you think it's two guys spiraling into poor decisions, boom—a surprise guest jumps in. Who is it? You'll have to tune in to guess.

Also covered:

• The science of not trash-talking your ex

• Bar cleavage and the double standard of attention

• Hot teachers, cold mugshots, and messed-up headlines

• Scream-mask sex scandals (yep, again)

• How much guilt weighs when you know better—but still wanna smash

• Kid's utter lack of patience for Snowflakes

This episode is a perfect storm of real talk, real temptation, and real-time advice from your favorite degenerate duo—and their little pal on the phone.

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