🪄FIRST (CONSCIOUS) CONTACT🪄

In this very special episode I share a replay of the second quantum hypnosis session I experienced, in which I set the intention to better understand myself as a Galactic being.

In this session, I consciously connected with the Galactic being who is a fractal of my Oversoul. She is … my parallel self. (Or one of them?)

This episode is a continuation of my contact story and is the audio component to Part Five — which you will be receiving in your inbox tomorrow.

This is a point of convergence: when I started to understand that my psychic development and Galactic remembrance…are the same thing.

Enjoy!

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GALACTIC ALCHEMY READING: For Oracular Artists who want to identify their current initiation, orient to evolutionary pathways through these initiatory challenges, restore soul gifts, and connect with star lineage. | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom

GALACTIC ENERGY EDIT: For the Oracular Artist on a Soul Mission. Journey through your 7 major energy centers with the Galactic Heritage Cards as holographic healing portals. This is a powerful full-system Galactic reading + energy clearing that will polish your star quality and restore your natural magnetism.

IMAGINAL CELL ACTIVATION: For Oracular Artists building new worlds & reality templates. Caterpillars carry "imaginal cells", latent codes within a decaying caterpillar that hold the blueprint of the butterfly. These cells activate as the caterpillar dissolves. This powerful offering activates your own imaginal cells to orient you on your soul mission. | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | blend of psychism & hypnosis

QUANTUM HYPNOSIS MENTORSHIP: Deep trance work for Oracular Artists. Explore past, parallel, future, or alternate timelines for guidance, clarity, soul retrieval, gift reclamation, galactic remembrance, and soul fractal integration. Profound holographic, energetic and cellular healing at the Soul Blueprint and DNA levels. 1 Month and 3 Month Options.

GLITCH WITCH MENTORSHIP: Full-spectrum mentorship for Oracular Artists who know they're here to Glitch the system. I use a multi-modailty oracular approach to support you in refining your oracular artistry, supercharging your magnetism, clearing rejection codes, and taking aligned action. 2 Months or 3 Months, with option to add Telegram support.

🪄DÉSIRÉE ECKERT, INTUITIVE HYPNOTIST🪄

Welcome to a brand new series on the podcast: The Glitch Witch Spotlight, in which I’ll be sharing conversations with a range of mystical people who are doing “glitchy” work in their varying fields.

In this very special episode I am delighted to share this conversation with Désirée Eckert, my intuitive hypnosis mentor!

If you’re into what Désirée is offering here and you’re listening to this before June 1, 2025, she’s currently running a pre-sale with bonkers low rates!

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Hypnotic Cord Cutting Free intro class: https://www.desmerized.com/offers/ByLwwhQq/checkoutHypnosis Despensary: https://www.desmerized.com/microdose-of-hypnosis-membership

Désirée’s Bio

Désirée is a hypnotist and hypnosis instructor practicing intuitive, metaphysical hypnosis that is grounded in neuroscience. Her students include social workers, psychic mediums, tarot readers, astrologists, psychotherapists, and other hypnotists.She believes strongly that hypnosis is a life skill everyone has the right to. To that end, she developed the concept of Microdosing Hypnosis™ making hypnosis accessible to people with busy lives and short attention spans and is currently writing a book on the topic. She speaks at conferences to sold-out rooms and has been called a “rising star” in the field by her peers. Désirée began her practice in 2017 in her home of New York City, and is now based in the Bay Area working remotely with a global clientele.

Enjoy!

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GALACTIC ALCHEMY READING: explore your karmic themes, soul gifts, and star lineage | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | Understand your EARTH MISSION & how you're being asked to TAKE ACTION.

IMAGINAL CELL ACTIVATION: Commune with your dreams & desires in real time with me as your guide through the imaginal realm of your soul’s blueprint—GREAT FOR CLARITY | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | blend of psychism & hypnosis

QUANTUM HYPNOSIS MENTORSHIP: Visit a past, parallel, future, or alternate timeline to receive integrative healing at the cellular and energetic level. Remember who you are and claim your mystical gifts.

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🪄MY FIRST QUANTUM HYPNOSIS SESSION🪄

In this very special episode I share a replay of the very first quantum hypnosis session I experienced, in which I re-visited as past life as a persecuted priestess in Egypt.

At the end, you’ll also hear me vocally channel one of my Galactic guides for the first time…though I didn’t know just yet who I was channeling.

Enjoy!

THE GLITCH WITCH GALAXY MENU

GALACTIC ALCHEMY READING: explore your karmic themes, soul gifts, and star lineage | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | Understand your EARTH MISSION & how you're being asked to TAKE ACTION.

IMAGINAL CELL ACTIVATION: Commune with your dreams & desires in real time with me as your guide through the imaginal realm of your soul’s blueprint—GREAT FOR CLARITY | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | blend of psychism & hypnosis

QUANTUM HYPNOSIS MENTORSHIP: Deep timeline healing and guidance or the Future Earth Leader who desires more clarity on how they're here to take action

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🪄MY PSYCHIC HISTORY: LAYING THE GROUNDWORK🪄

This is a replay of an IG Live I did a couple months back.

I feel this perspective is important to share, and it lays a foundation for all I will be sharing with you in the coming days, weeks, months.

As I begin to share more of my ET Contact story, it may appear (on the surface) to contradict everything I say in this episode.

But that’s exactly why it’s important for you to know this about me.

I’ve been experiencing psychic, paranormal, and ET contact phenomena for most of my life—I just didn’t know that’s what it was.

In this episode, I talk about how I had thought psychic phenomena would happen like a “lightning strike”—that I’d know it when I saw it, that it would be unmistakeable.

I spent much of my life feeling like I was “left out” or “missing something” when others would share their paranormal stories. Why couldn’t those things ever happen to me?

Well, it turns out they were…and I just couldn’t recognize them. But more on that in future writings and episodes.

First, let’s hear how I didn’t grow up knowing I was psychic.

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GALACTIC TIMELINE READING: explore your karmic themes, soul gifts, and star lineage | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | Understand your EARTH MISSION & how you're being asked to TAKE ACTION.

IMAGINAL CELL ACTIVATION: Commune with your dreams & desires in real time with me as your guide through the imaginal realm of your soul’s blueprint—GREAT FOR CLARITY | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | blend of psychism & hypnosis

QUANTUM HYPNOSIS MENTORSHIP: Deep timeline healing and guidance or the Future Earth Leader who desires more clarity on how they're here to take action

1 MONTH PACKAGE

3 MONTH PACKAGE

Thank you Lisa Quigley, abbs nocon, and many others for tuning into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app.

🪄ECLIPSE MUSINGS AND MEANDERINGS🪄

In this episode I chat with my friend and magical colleague

Leanne

Thurogood from

The Void

(a Substack I highly recommend!)

We had a spiralic and slightly psychedelic conversation about astrology, the strange synchronicity that brought us together across oceans, the recent eclipse cycle, menstrual magic, and more.

Leanne is a very skilled and devoted Energy Witch—I have personally had a powerful quantum hypnosis session with her as well as many many readings and rituals. She is very good at what she does and in highest integrity with her work!

To learn more about Leanne & her offers, visit her Instagram at oftheearthesoteric.

THE GLITCH WITCH GALAXY MENU

GALACTIC TIMELINE READING: explore your karmic themes, soul gifts, and star lineage | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | Understand your EARTH MISSION & how you're being asked to TAKE ACTION.

IMAGINAL CELL ACTIVATION: Commune with your dreams & desires in real time with me as your guide through the imaginal realm of your soul’s blueprint—GREAT FOR CLARITY | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | blend of psychism & hypnosis

QUANTUM HYPNOSIS MENTORSHIP: Deep timeline healing and guidance or the Future Earth Leader who desires more clarity on how they're here to take action

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🪄ECLIPSE PORTAL GALACTIC GUIDANCE🪄

In this episode I pull some Galactic Heritage Cards to support us through this two week eclipse portal.

I’ll be back at the next eclipse to pull some cards to help us integrate the eclipse medicine.

CARDS PULLED:

85 | Living in the Now | Cetacean Dolphin | Parallel

101 | Integrity | Essassani | Parallel

95 | Way-Showing | Sirius | Future

THE GLITCH WITCH GALAXY MENU

GALACTIC TIMELINE READING: explore your karmic themes, soul gifts, and star lineage | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | Understand your EARTH MISSION & how you're being asked to TAKE ACTION.

IMAGINAL CELL ACTIVATION: Commune with your dreams & desires in real time with me as your guide through the imaginal realm of your soul’s blueprint—GREAT FOR CLARITY | 1 hour, virtual live via Zoom | blend of psychism & hypnosis

QUANTUM HYPNOSIS MENTORSHIP: Deep timeline healing and guidance or the Future Earth Leader who desires more clarity on how they're here to take action

1 MONTH PACKAGE

3 MONTH PACKAGE