New and Improved - Inside the Rapper - Murder Tattle Defense - Improvements - Sponsors - Guns 4 Homeless - Open Mic Comedy - 24 Hours to Bangkok - Sergeant's New Hat - Outro

Cecil Knievel - Suicide Assister - Heaven - Sergeant Seeks Advice - Sponsors - Suicide Jokes - Cascade Parade - Sergeant's Diagnosis - Outro

Kicked Out of Church - Dear High-Tech Future - College of Science Graduation - Srgt.'s New Religion - Open Mic Comedy - Sponsors - A.I. Tech Support - Space Beat 1 - Season 2 Finale - Outro

Swingin' Santiago - Ask a Founding Father - 5th Grade Field Trip to an International Ping Pong Tournament - Sponsors - Taking It Up the Ass - Flapjack Friend - Pride - Outro

National Dad's Day - Dear Prostate - Reverse Mail Order Bride - Friendly Competition - Sponsors - Gentlemen’s Lotion - The Oregon Shuffle - The Dadliest Dad - Outro

Eli Perry the Poet - Dear Internet - 911 Hotline - Crazy Carl - Sponsors - Beat 'em to It - From Sea to Shining Tree - Bill's Burgers - Outro

Meet the Mayor - Letterkenny vs. Hulu - News Night - Post General Jerry - Sponsors - Revitalized Downtown - Just to Get to You - Naked Chest Tournament - Outro

Funny Flower Fan Mail - Return to Non-Corona World PSA - New Year's Eve 2020 - Two Real Live Local Grandpas - Sponsors - Yuppie Monthly Club - Can't Remember Sunshine - Grandpa #3 - Outro