Season 9 kicks off with beers cracked, fantasy boards prepped, and haunted Connecticut tales. Britt and Craig revisit how this whole podcast started (thanks, Bergamonster!), talk of spooky breweries near ghost towns, and finally get serious about football—well, sort of.

The duo dives into:

• Kirk Cousins’ post-Falcons draft drama

• Is Kenneth Walker III just “average”?

• Are the Bills secretly terrible now?

• JJ McCarthy: fantasy sleeper or just a guy?

• Olympic flag football in 2028?!

Plus: divisional power rankings, fantasy QB strategy, and strong opinions about Road to Ruin, Root of All Evil, and why the Dolphins are still chaos.

It’s fun, it’s unfiltered, and it’s football season. Welcome back, Fignuts!

It’s episode 350(!), and Britt and Craig are powering through the June heat with cold drinks and hotter takes. 🍎🔥 From New England cider tastings and sugar-triggered regret to AI-generated fantasy football rankings (yes, we’re doing that now), this episode is packed with off-season gold.

The guys break down Robert Saleh’s return to the 49ers, what that means for Nick Bosa and the defense, and whether Julian Lewis’ $1.1M NIL deal signals doom—or destiny—for college football. Plus: free agents like Keenan Allen, Amari Cooper, and Gabe Davis are just waiting for their phones to ring. Could a second family explain Sean’s schedule?

Oh, and Britt’s got a new podcast—Boomer Grounds—for all the old-school gamers out there. Grab a Splenda-sweetened iced tea and listen in.

Craig’s back from the adulting abyss, Britt’s two beers in, and the NFC isn’t ready for this level of analysis! From a beer called “Pretzel Day” to Mark Davis stadium napkin sketches, the guys dive into everything from Christian McCaffrey’s fantasy reliability to whether the Cowboys are now the Job Squad of the NFL. They also tackle whether the Vikings can survive Sam Howell, if the Seahawks are sneaky-good, and which teams might just be the NFC’s version of the Lions (spoiler: it might be the Lions). Plus: duckpin bowling, the curse of Madden, stadium politics, and final thoughts about why being an adult sucks.