We meet Camille, the kindest plot convenience in the small town of Paris; Emily’s cascading bluffs unlock her latent superpower. The boys go over CEO hairstyles, Emily’s questionable echo claims, three good comedic performances, snakeskin symbolism and the unstoppable 2020 Chicago Cubs.

Balance ton porc?! Here?!? Thou shalt not whisper into Emily’s ear your favorite American thing! The boys discuss the bidet order of operations, circumcision speculations, the winding road of nudity in American media, making meals for repairmen and ill-advised Twitter polls.

Emily has no mystery and now she doesn’t have a boyfriend in America anymore. The boys talk about a Reacher/Emily parallel, a theory of a conspiracy theory’s origin, Emily’s follower hot streak, unacceptable pearl clutching, some genuine praise for the show and then they say De l’Huere a dozen times.

We meet the bois! Emily takes her 48 Instagram followers to Paris, notches her first declined sexual advance and rubs every French person that meets her (including Richard) the wrong way. The boys discuss Pepe Le Pew, Mindy out Emilying Emily, Emily’s social media acumen, the 1998 French box office results and a surprising second nepo-baby.