Kanye made a “Betrayal List,” and somehow it includes Hitler, Curious George, and his own daughter. We don’t know what’s going on either.

This week we’re talking about:

•Britney Spears posting a bunch of Orthodox Jewish men for Rosh Hashanah and just writing “I like the beard”

•The new AI necklace called Friend that talks to you like a therapist and might actually take your job

•Ice Cube’s tour bus getting bombed because people thought it belonged to ICE (yes, really)

•A guy arrested for “not having s**” on a moving truck

•Kim Jong-Un banning the words “hamburger” and “ice cream”

• Influencers renting fake private jets and buying $10K receipts to look rich online

• And a very bleak TikTok trend that might be the saddest thing we’ve ever seen

Basically: the internet had another meltdown and we’re just here talking through it like normal people.

The internet really outdid itself this week. A YouTube pastor swore the rapture was scheduled, Bumble’s founder is facing messy old allegations while pitching AI dating, and a Phillies fan stole a foul ball from a kid—only for the mob to go after the wrong woman.

Also on the scroll: Bill Belichick’s girlfriend filing a Gold Digger™ trademark, an ex–NFL player caught in the most cursed elevator cam moment imaginable, and a $100k visa panic that had tech workers scrambling before the White House backtracked.

It’s chaos out there—luckily we scroll so you don’t have to.

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This week on The Doomscroll Diaries, we’re spiraling over the weirdest mix of stories the internet threw at us. Burning Man wasn’t just dust storms and chaos - someone was actually murdered, and the rumors around it are getting darker by the day. Over in LA, Cardi B turned her $24M lawsuit into a full-blown circus, with testimony moments that felt more like a reality show than a courtroom. Then there’s Taylor Swift officially cutting off Blake Lively for good, which honestly feels harsher than any breakup she’s ever written about. Oh, and Sydney Sweeney is dating Scooter Braun now, which has people calling 2025 her villain era. Add in a little Taco Bell AI meltdown and Amanda Knox doing stand-up, and you’ve got the most cursed scroll of the week

You can watch the full episode on ⁠⁠⁠YouTube here⁠⁠⁠.

Make sure to check out ⁠⁠⁠Laura’s Don’t Tell Comedy Special ⁠⁠⁠and leave a comment telling her hair looks great.

Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠@laurasogar⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠@mae_planert⁠⁠⁠ and follow the pod ⁠⁠⁠@doomscrolldiariespod

We’re back in studio! What a summer. We catch up on everything we missed: Laura’s safari recap (close encounters with wildlife and a guide named Cloud), Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement and all the speculation around it (the ring, the Ralph Lauren looks, and the American Eagle campaign), Serena Williams’ new GLP-1 partnership and the body image conversation it sparked, plus Cracker Barrel’s attempted rebrand that did not go as planned. The best (and worst) of the internet — and our lives — all in one episode.

You can watch the full episode on ⁠⁠YouTube here⁠⁠.

Make sure to check out ⁠⁠Laura’s Don’t Tell Comedy Special ⁠⁠and leave a comment telling her hair looks great.

Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠@laurasogar⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠@mae_planert⁠⁠ and follow the pod ⁠⁠@doomscrolldiariespod

Stephen Colbert is out, CBS quietly handed Trump $16 million, and Trisha Paytas’ baby might be Ozzy Osbourne reincarnated. We’re not saying it’s confirmed… but we’re not not saying it.

This week, Mae and Laura dig into the Colbert cancellation theories, the real story behind CBS’s Trump settlement, and South Park’s latest Trump episode. They also unpack Huda Beauty’s full descent into conspiracy content, a dystopian new app that watches your every move, and the wild online reaction to the Blackstone exec shooting.

It’s chaotic, it’s questionable, and it’s exactly what you should expect from the internet right now.

Sydney Sweeney’s new jeans ad might be the most unintentionally (or very intentionally?) eugenics-coded campaign of the year and that’s somehow not even the most cursed brand moment we cover this week. We get into the tea app data breach that exposed women’s personal info, a Coldplay kiss cam scandal that cost a tech CEO his job, a WNBA campaign that sparked a very predictable backlash, and National Grid’s deeply confusing decision to hand out free trees to landless New Yorkers. Let’s doomscroll.

You can watch the full episode on ⁠YouTube here⁠.

Make sure to check out ⁠Laura’s Don’t Tell Comedy Special ⁠and leave a comment telling her hair looks great.

Follow us on Instagram ⁠@laurasogar⁠ and ⁠@mae_planert⁠ and follow the pod ⁠@doomscrolldiariespod

We’re back on Zoom this week Mae’s was on Cape Cod with her family, Laura’s dealing with hecklers, and Greg the cat just got professionally groomed (and immediately took a revenge dump). We cover everything from prison pregnancy “life hacks” to Lily Allen’s overshare about a thousand-dude sex tape. Meanwhile, Elon Musk’s AI bot Grok spirals into full-on extremism, spouting Nazi propaganda and sexually harassing its own CEO. Plus: a hotel handing out birth control at check-in, and a very unfortunate A24 movie we paid $19.99 to regret. Enjoy.

You can watch the full episode on ⁠YouTube here⁠.

Make sure to check out ⁠Laura’s Don’t Tell Comedy Special ⁠and leave a comment telling her hair looks great.

Follow us on Instagram ⁠@laurasogar⁠ and ⁠@mae_planert⁠ and follow the pod ⁠@doomscrolldiariespod

Liver King challenged Joe Rogan to a fight… now he’s in jail. Dakota Johnson sleeps 14 hours a day and we’re honestly jealous. JoJo Siwa may or may not be gay, and a British man is basically in a relationship with a lie detector, and a new dating app matches you based on your search history. Enjoy!

You can watch the full episode on YouTube here.

Make sure to check out Laura’s Don’t Tell Comedy Special and leave a comment telling her hair looks great.

Follow us on Instagram @laurasogar and @mae_planert and follow the pod @doomscrolldiariespod