The FBI has had enough, and they arrested two female Carnival guests for a slap fest by the front desk.

Guests on the cruise ship with the Noovirus outbreak in France were let off the ship and given a roll of toilet paper at the gangway.

The very optimistic managers of the Port of Haifa just opened their new $5.5 million terminal.

Viking announces that business is so good. The boss can retire!

MSC is rolling out a new app that will help you have less contact with the crew.

Lufthansa plans to acquire 90% of the former Alitalia as long as the bloated bureaucrats approve it!

The French government holds 1700 cruise guests hostage because they didn't wash their hands!

Royal Caribbean warns guests that they are not responsible for the junk they put on their door!

John Chidsey has all the answers to fix NCL Holdings. But does he?

200 different ships will visit the Caribbean this year because it's cheap and convenient!

The port of Victoria remains very popular despite the outcry of the residents who live near the pier!

Carnival Cruise Line is being sued by a woman who took a turn too fast with a rental scooter!

Azamara will be spending money on the ships and looking for non-English-speaking guests.

The Guru is not worried about Hantavirus. Trust the CDC?

Soon, the Crystal Serenity will have a pool bar? The Guru will be there!

Vessel inspections on cruise ships have increased despite staff cuts. How about that?

Even with fewer Canadians showing up, Orlando tourism numbers go up!

There is no reason to panic about the Hantavirus!

Sadly, the Guru will never be invited to join Delta 360!

Listeners report to the Guru that the boarding process for the Norwegian Jewel in Philadelphia was hassle-free!

The Guru hired a public relations agency that delivered negative PR!

Carnival is turning one of the ships into an adults-only ship so they can have more grown-ups. Grownups on Carnival.. probably not

Neurovirus strikes Caribbean Princess, but as usual, mostly among guests who don't wash their hands!

AOL Travel publishes an article telling us that the worst cruise ship buffet is on Carnival. Duh!

Consumer Reports names Lindblatt Expeditions the best cruise line. Except it's not a cruise ship.

Guests on board the Hantavirus ship were able to leave in Spain!

Disney reports very good numbers despite all the angst about the economy and the war!

Marriott also had good numbers thanks to their select hotel business!

Are the hantavirus guests being held hostage on that Dutch ship?

Another Carnival guest ends up in handcuffs after punching a teenager in the mouth!

Malta officials have stuck their noses in the air, and they only want rich people to visit!

Spirit Airlines lawyers ask the court for permission to sell every asset quickly. Facebook marketplace is good.!!