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  • July 3, 2026 Greek authorities arrest a cruise ship Captain in Corfu! Crazy!
    2026/07/03

    Ama Waterways' new ship will have a jukebox. Now that's entertainment.

    The hotel industry hired 70,000 workers in May, so no one got hired in June!

    Airline stocks are rising as fuel prices go down. Let's see what happens to the prices!

    Charleston will no longer welcome cruise ships. Does anybody care?

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    33 分
  • July 2, 2026 The new Terminal C at the Orlando airport is a disaster.
    2026/07/02

    Fred Olsen Cruise Line has produced a musical album that features old Brits humming!

    A Carnival restaurant manager saves an 11-month-old baby from choking to death. Well done!

    The Guru thinks that the new Royal Caribbean Discovery class will target guests who don't want Rugrats running around!

    Norovirus finds a home on the Ruby Princess and on Ocean Marina!

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    32 分
  • July 8, 2026 The FBI arrests a barber on Virgin Voyages for giving free massages to women!
    2026/07/08

    The Guru goes in search of America's oldest bars. It's historical research... one drink at a time!

    United Airlines sold window seats without windows. A judge says passengers deserve to see this one through!

    Rome's brand-new cruise port has been stopped by the courts. Apparently, even in Italy, paperwork can sink a ship.

    Iran is back in the headlines after another attack in the Strait of Hormuz. Some governments treat ceasefires like free trial subscriptions.

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    35 分
  • July 6, 2026 Turkey denied entry to the Virgin's Scarlet Lady because it was an Atlantis charter with gays!
    2026/07/06

    Carnival guest sues the cruise line because her ATV overturned with her six-year-old daughter on board!

    Only in America. I'm ready. A British cruise ship is given the prime viewing location in the center of the Hudson River for the July 4th Celebration!

    Rubber Duck Hunting is now an activity on board some Royal Caribbean ships!

    The Turkish government says gay people are “known for behaviors incompatible with the fabric of our society and our moral values!

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    33 分
  • July 9, 2026 Port Miami is about to lose their only fuel depot because someone dropped the ball!
    2026/07/09

    Crystal has once again been recognized as the world's top midsize-ship ocean cruise line in the 2026 Travel + Leisure World's Best Awards, finishing ahead of luxury competitors including Viking, Silversea, and Explora Journeys.

    Delta will now sell you first-class seats at low prices if you don't want the perks.

    It looks like Las Vegas has decided that it is a playground for the rich!

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    37 分
  • July 10, 2026 Egypt joins Turkey in banning the Gay charter on Virgin Voyages!
    2026/07/10

    No surprise here. JetBlue begins flying the old Spirit Airlines routes. Don't expect discount prices.

    The Guru plans to visit every historic bar in the Northeast this fall.

    The Mexican government changes its mind and will not allow cruise ships into the Loreto National Park.

    There has been no outcry from the cruise industry about the discrimination of gays by the countries of Egypt and Turkey. No surprise there either.

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    35 分
  • July 11, 2026 Buckle your seatbelts. A passenger on a Ryan air flight is almost sucked out of the window!
    2026/07/11

    Hilton Honors and Explora Journeys have joined forces, and your stay at the Homewood Suites will help you get a deal on a cruise!

    Carnival's new build, called the ACE class, will carry 8000 brawlers!

    Norwegian Cruise Line Holdings' request to stall the court case with Frank Del Rio is denied!

    Royal Caribbean announces the Wow band. A new better way to track your mutant children on the ship.

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    32 分
  • July 13, 2026 Happy Birthday Dottie! The EU Exit/Entry system is a disaster!
    2026/07/13

    The FBI tells people that if you witness a crime aboard a cruise ship, please report it.

    Luxury travel agencies say that the place to be in Europe this summer is Slovenia!

    The new downtown cruise terminal in Juneau will be much smaller due to higher labor and materials costs! That should be the whiners!

    Patti Lupone is outraged that the countries of Egypt in Turkey have banned the gay charter she is performing on!

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    34 分